A couple of months passed and business at I.M.P has been greatly improving. However, due to some deep emotional issues between Blitzo and Stolas, they lost the grimoire. Blitzo was then given an asmodean crystal as a replacement, and afterward, the transaction they had was over. Getting used to the new change was hard on, Blitzo, but they had to keep the business running.
Today, the I.M.P. gang got a contract for an unknown target in Antarctica. The client described it as a man-eating beast, which was different from what they were used to. They all got bundled up for the cold, and Blitzo opened a portal to Antarctica. Walking through, they fell out and landed in the snow below them. "Ah, that was a big jump" Blitzo said.
Everyone began shivering from the freezing air. "Christ on a stick, I'm freezing my little red cock off! Where is that thing supposed to be?" Blitzo said. "The client said it was near the research station" Millie said. Mason looked around and found a place that seemed like a research station. Mason pointed toward the station and spoke through his scarf. "What?" Blitzo said not understanding. Mason repeated it in a muffled voice. "Mason, I can't understand what you're saying with that scarf on" Blitzo said.
Mason removed the scarf from his mouth and spoke. "I said, I think I found it. Over there" He said pointing. The others saw the station, seeing how the door was left wide open. They slowly make their way to the station, still shivering through the cold. "W-W-Who, p-p-puts a h-hit, in Antarctica of all p-p-places! And it's not even on a human, just some kind of animal I'm guessing. W-what could've possibly been that d-d-d-dangerous, that someone had to-" Mason was cut off by seeing how destroyed the station was.
"That can't be good?" Moxxie said looking at the shattered windows. Blitzo went in and saw a bunch of humans mangled all over the place. "Oh shi-yikes" Blitzo said. "They guys were torn to shreds. I've seen wrath b-b-beasts less brutal than this" Millie said. "What and/or who could have done this?" Moxxie asked.
Suddenly, a beastly roar came from outside. Blitzo turned around and saw a silhouette of a large animal. "Uh, that, probably. Okay, Moxxie, get up top, Millie, cover the entrances, Me and Mason got it here" Blitzo said pulling out a shotgun. Moxxie and Millie went off while Mason stayed beside Blitzo. The animal was coming towards them and as it got closer, it revealed itself to be a seal. "That's a fucking seal" Mason said surprised. "It won't be after we're done with it. Let's turn him into some Swiss cheese!" Blitzo shouted. Mason pulled a gun out and opened fire alongside Blitzo.
Even after 4 damaging shots, the seal kept coming for them. It was nearly at the station until Moxxie sniped it on the head, completely blowing it off. "Guess he met his match. Eat shit in hell, polar slut! Good job Mox. Now let's get out of this frozen fuck-hole" Blitzo said shivering.
Millie observed the seal's body and noticed something. "Hold it, Blitz. Look at these marks. They weren't made by no bullets. And here, bite marks" Millie said showing the marks in the seal's skin. "Oh shit! This slut wasn't running toward us" Blitzo said gripping his gun. "He was running away, from something else" Millie said looking around. "Fuck. Well, now I feel bad for shooting him. Poor thing" Mason said.
The four of them huddled up and waited for something to appear. "Look!" Moxxie said pointing. Up on a mountain, a penguin covered in blood was staring directly at them. "Drop him!" Blitzo shouted. Moxxie quickly shot the penguin and it fell down dead. But suddenly, behind him were thousands more penguins. "Fuck, that's like ten" Blitzo said. "I think you mean ten thousand" Mason said. "Well, maybe those ones are nice" Millie said hoping she was right.
The penguins squawked amongst themselves until one of them came over and quacked in a deep tone while looking at the gang. "They're not! Run!" Blitzo said. The penguins started to slide down the mountain and towards the imps. Blitzo barricaded the door and tried to make a portal with his asmodean crystal. The penguins came up to the door and tried to make their way in. "What's the hold-up, Blitzo!" Millie said pushing against the door. "I can't just make it go, okay? I'm still getting used to this fucking thing!" Blitzo said,
He struggled with the crystal, only managing to get a few sparks out of it. "Come on, you made it work earlier!" Mason said. "It's from lust! You can't just brute force it! You gotta treat it right, caress it" Millie said giving a hand gesture. "I don't know, I've never been good at this shit!" Blitzo said. A penguin broke through a file cabinet, and Millie shut it closed, killing it. "Use your tongue!" Millie said. Blitzo began to lick the crystal while the others watched in disgust. "What the hell?" Mason said. "How do you not know how to do this?" Moxxie asked. "Moxxie! I'm a fucking top!" Blitzo answered.
The penguins then begin to crawl into the station. Mason pulled out his katanas and started slicing them up as they came through. "Better start licking more passionately, Unc! We can't hold them off much longer!" Mason said. "Try spelling the alphabet" Moxxie said. "A, uh, C, B" Blitzo said. "With your tongue!" Millie shouted. "I knew that. A, B, C, and D" Blitzo said while licking.
Moxxie grew impatient with Blitzo and quickly came over. He grabbed his hand and put it in his mouth, licking it voluptuously. "Oh damn" Blitzo said surprised. "I taught him that" Millie said. Eventually, a portal shot out of the crystal and Moxxie stopped licking. "Wow, Dad. You're disgusting" Mason said. "Can we go please?" Moxxie asked wiping his mouth. They ran into the portal with a herd of penguins behind them. Millie saw a gas canister behind the penguins and she took out a box of matches. "Eat this, bitches!" Millie said. She lit the whole box and threw it at the canister. Millie laughed as the canister exploded and burned all the penguins alive.
The portal closed and the station exploded, killing all the penguins inside. After the explosion, one penguin out of nowhere comes over to the destroyed station. It then squawked in anger, raising its little fist.

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Helluva Boss (Insert OC) Moxxie and Millie's Child
FanfictionMason was the only child of Moxxie and Millie. He worked along side them with their boss Blitzo. Mason looked like his father but had his mother's eyes and hair. Like his mother he's more positive and like his dad he is sometimes a bit judgey.