kid me not ||| tecnoblade mcyt

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:on the edge:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

@havenfromhell del

guys, Wilbur made this stupid as$ dare to see "who can act more like a couple" in conclusion

@wilbursoot wil

mad because you are bad

replying to Wilbur soot

@daisythelady

to be fair we are really cute, and the fact that we had to wake up at 6 to take this 8/10

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del

@technothepig  we are beating them

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techno

heh? yes? what was the question? 

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I run to the kitchen completeness and nervousness kicking in I watch him flip pancakes, well it was more of a glare.  

techno. techno. techno. I repeated it until he gave me attention

"FINE! we will do it" he snaps

"yay. where are we going?" I cheerfully say

"let's take some here first," he says back in composure

"so how are we taking it?" I ask

"a hug? I don't know man I've never done this" he says

"awee has the blood god never had a gwerlfriend before," I say

"Okay let's do it," he says i run excitedly. 

"so fix your phone into the tripod," he says and I do what he says

and we realize that he is too tall for the tripod so he sits in a chair.

"how am I supposed to hug you like that" I chuckle.

he replies "I don't know? sit on my lap or something"

"you want me to straddle you?" I say

"I mean your words not mine" he laughs 

"fine I guess," I chuckle

@./ havenfromhell  del

not to be cocky, but we are winning this

user1:WHAT THE FUCK

user2: guys remember to act surprised when they start dating

user3: techno simppp... WHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT

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after we take the picture he looks upset. i pester him about telling me but he doesn't budge. "such a baby" i say, "did you call me baby" he asks "i called you A baby" i chuckle. "no i am your baby" he adds, "so i am a mom noW" i say dragging the w. "if you want i can be daddy" he says like he's talking about the weather

I know exactly what he's doing so I play along "okay bae, let's get the next picture" 

we change clothes to something more casual and he goes and sits next to the  mirror and pats the ground beside him, instead, feeling confident i sit on his lap and adjust for the picture he looks at me confused and shocked and right before i click the picture i kiss him. then it hits i kissed him. after the shutter he spins me on his lap so i am facing him straddling his waist.  

"i'm done" he says then pulls my waist closer to him if possible and kissed me, it was passionate but gentle.

it was filled with longing.

he pulls away grinning "i kid you not I've wanted to do that since i met you"

"kid me not?"

"that's not a thing"

"its our thing," he says

"so now that you're mine lets go to the art museum" i say nonchalantly

he looked on the edge but with that, he held my waist and gave me his sweatshirt.

not being cocky but we won the Twitter war.

my dumbass finished this shitty book :))