Holy- it's so been so long, I really have been inactive. Plz forgive me ;-;
Even though nobody is gonna read this *-*, in order to celebrate my return, this chapter's gonna be a triple-whammy, three devastating deaths all for the price of one. I hope you enjoy :D
Me and Qibli: *Sulking at a pub in The Scorpion Den*
Qibli: *Writing a romance novel about him and Winter*
Me: *Writing a romance novel about him and Winter*
Suddenly...
Auklet, Cliff, Bumblebee, and Peacemaker bust through the door-
The Bartender: Holy Shi-
Coral: DOn'T cUsS in FrONt of MA CHILD
The guardians of the four children come charging through the door
The Bartender: HOLY SHI-
Peacemaker: nO ONe SpEaK- THIS IS A STAND UP!
All four of the dragonets pull out fucking guns
Me and Qibli: 0_0
Bumblebee: GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY
Cricket grabs Bumblebee by her throat
Cricket: WHaT Do yOu ThINk YoUR dOING YoU TiNy MoTHerFucker-?
Bumblebee: *Starts randomly shooting in all directions in retaliation*
The rest of the dragonets do the same-
Me and Qibli: *Duck for cover*
Cliff: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ruby: *Takes his gun*
Cliff: :(
Coral: Get over here you tiny bitch-
Auklet: *Running around like a crazed maniac*
Coral: *Swipers her*
Hope: *Slaps some discipline into Peacemaker*
Cricket: *Strangles Bumblebee in embarrassment*
Coral: *Pulling Auklet up by the ear* Hehehehe, sorry everyone- it seems our dragonets got a bit out of control in the midst of playtime- maybe the Scorpion Den wasn't the best place for a playdate- heh...
Everyone in the pub: *Cough*
Suddenly...
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Everyone turns to look at me: *Cradling Qibli's blood-soaked body*
Everyone: 0_0
Me: No- Qibli... please, don't do this to me-
Qibli: *Cough* It's- *cough* ok, Bagel. It's ok
Me: No- NO, listen to me... all these years, i've told you i shipped You x Winter, but the truth is... i've always shipped You x Me (ಥ﹏ಥ).
Qibli: *Chuckles* Should we call ourselves- Bibli, or- or Qagel.
Me: Qagel, because you'd always come first... D:
Qibli: *Grins* I'll say hello to Winter for you...
Qibli: *Dies*
Me: *Grasps his Winter x Qibli novel*
Me: *Whispers* He must be avenged...
Me: WHO DID IT? WHO?
Everyone in the bar: *Silent*
Me: *Looks at the four children*
Me: I said... WHO DID IT.
Auklet, Cliff, Bumblebee, and Peacemaker: *Starts to cry*
Coral: LOOK WHAT YOUV'E DONE, YOUR MAKING OUR CHILDREN CRY
Me: THEY FUCKING KILLED QIBLI, AND THEY'LL PAY FOR IT.
Me: *Pounces*
Coral: *Deflects me*
Coral: We can handle this in a more courteous matter, in court.
Me: LIKE HELL-
Me: *Surprise Pounces Again*
Coral: AhHhHhHhh-
A few days later...
Judge: Bagel, you will here-by be sentenced to life in prison for murdering Queen Coral of the SeaWings, and Auklet; daughter of the now-dead queen of the SeaWings, will be sentenced to uh... a few days for killing Qibli; the advisor of Queen Thorn of the SandWings.
Me: YO- WHAT?? QIBLI'S LIFE IS WORTH MORE THAN A FEW DAYS
Judge: Yeah, well i don't really give a shit- *yawn* ugh, finally, i can go home.
Me: *Peers at Auklet*
Auklet: *Flips me off*
Cliff, Bumblebee, and Peacemaker: *Snickers*
Me: *Under my breath* You'll rue the day you fucked with me you little gremlin...
Several Years Later..
Me: *Sulking*
Also Me: *Realization kicks in*
Also, Also Me: WAIT, WHAT THE F*CK AM I DOING IN THIS GOSH DARN CELL, I'M THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK, I CAN DO WHATEVER I F****** WANT.
*I proceed to teleport myself straight to the SeaWing Palace*
Me: *Grabs a guard by the neck* TAKE ME TO YOUR QUEEN
After a little bit of walking...
Me: Well then, look who we have here... i didn't expect you to become queen so soon, what happened to your sister?
Auklet: *Turns around ominously* Anemone you mean? Yes, well, she did in fact become queen after you killed my mother... but once i grew old enough, i challenged her for the throne, and she was EASILY defeated... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Me: Yeah ok whatever.
Me: *Slits her throat*
Guards come at me from all directions... but using the power of plot armor, I ESCAPE, and fly away victoriously.
The SeaWing royal bloodline has been fractured, and Qibli has been avenged...
... but i have no time to rest... EVERY DRAGON ON THE FACE OF PHYRIA MUST BE KILLED, AND I'M THE ONE WHO MUST DO IT...
UNTILL NEXT TIME >:3.
