Legends of tomorrow/Lucifer Imagines

Wedding Bells (Behrad/John) (preference)

Preference: John - Behrad

I wrote for John and Behrad in this chapter so you can read both if you want

Summary: You and John/Behrad get drunk and wake up the next morning to find out you got married

"We got married last night"

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John ۞

You woke up with a raging hangover as you looked around the unfamiliar room

You saw a bunch of confetti on the floor along with John Constantine

You and John had a complicated relationship, long story short your Maze' sibling and John tried to kill you because you were a demon

You and John have a love - hate relationship, you try to kill him, he tries to kill you usally leads to hate sex

This time John had summoned you because he needed help because he was being attacked by a demon

John said he would buy you a drink to thank you and one drink turned into a few bottles and now this is where you were

"John, John, what the hell happened last night?" You asked as you tried to recall the events of the previous night "Bloody hell stop yelling lov" John complained as he didn't realize you were talking in a whisper

"Lov" John said as he looked at his hand before showing you the ring

You looked at your hand before realizing the facts "We got married last night" John summarized still in shock

You and John went outside as you both needed fresh air

You both suddenly saw the Weiverider appear, John invited you along as he felt something strange about his magic

"I want a divorce" You said loudly as you and John walked over to the team once you were on the Weiverider

"Alright, Alright lov you'll have your divorce once I get my share out of it" John said casually as you huffed in annoyance

"We've only been married 6 hours I'm not giving you shit!" You yelled out as he smiled and shook his head

"I don't want a divorce if I dont get anything out of it" John explained as you slapped him and he groaned in delight

"Fine if you get something of mine then I want your house and some of the thousands of dollars you have!"

"No way not happening!" John yelled and you smirked remembering something

"You married a demon if your forgetting if you dont give me what I want then we dont get a divorce and if we dont get a divorce our magic is connected"

"It is not" John said with confidence before doing a simple fireball spell that created a raging fire that the legends had to put out

You and John went to the library

"We could use this to stop neron, with our magic combined he wouldn't stand a chance" John whispered to You and you nodded before thinking "So this demon that's after you gets killed thats good for you what do I get out of it?" You asked and John smirked making you smirk as well

"Well if I'm your husband you have me all to yourself and you get to make other birds jealous" John suggests as his face is barely an inch from yours

"I guess I could stick around see where this goes and how much fun we can have with it" You told him with a smirk

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Behrad ✵

You made the mistake of making a bet with Behrad, he claimed you couldn't handle getting high with him so as Constantine's daughter you took that very offensively

So you made him a bet that he couldn't handle drinking with you

Truth be told he couldn't because he'd never had alcohol before

You kicked Behrads head softly and he stirred awake and looked at you confused as he was laying on the floor of your loft

You only made that bet with him because your dad left with Zed and you were bored and now you were married

"Wake up Husband" You called as you walked to the kitchen of your loft

"Husband? What?" Behrad asked dazed as he sat up leaning on the bed for strength

"We got married last night, now common we half to go apparently Ava lost Sara and now she thinks Sara is in 1977" You told Behrad before giving him a coffee

"Wait why did we get married last night?"

You laughed at his question "Well last night after your fourth drink you said 'You know I would hate for you to like loose your soul or something before I can ask you to marry me' I was on my 12 beer and decided why not" You answered before handing him a bagel and helping him up

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Ava barged into the hotel room to see John and Zed in bed together

"Hi dad!" You said casually as evreyone else was shocked by the sight, you didn't mind because he was actually wearing clothes

"Aren't you like Shocked?" Behrad asked before playing with his ring

"No, once he did a spell covered in pigs blood and naked, I'm just glad he's clothed" You explained before your dad eyed the ring on your finger

"Bloody hell, my daughter got married before me" John said as Zed laughed and directed her attention to John

"Your 19 year old daughter got married before you. Aren't you like 40?" Zed said
as John clapped sarcastically

"Oh congratulations you got drunken married big deal" John said in a jealous tone and Zed patted his back

"This is bizarre" Behrad muttered before smiling brightly

"I got married to the daughter of a cult leader and a worlock" Behrad muttered to himself as You looked at him with offense

"She's not a cult leader, she's a nun and her name is Anne Marie" You explained as Ava and Mick looked at John confused

"Well me and my husband should go get to know eachother better, so bye guys"

Behrad smirked at your statement but tried to hide it as he remembered your dad was sitting right there

"Use protection!" John yelled casually as you walked away from the two

"I should be the one telling You that" You told John referring to your existence

"Don't you dare bring another child into this world I'm your only kid for now and ever" You said before taking Behrads hand and leaving