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"They're never going to accept me Nick. I can feel it in my hypothetical balls" You said to the one-eyed man.
"I did not drag your filthy ass from Mexico to act like this y/n.Get your shit together and face them" Fury snapped back. (𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻-)
"Jeez daddy! Calm down quit yelling" You sassed back.
"Don't.Call.Me.Daddy.In.Public" Nick said while gritting his teeth.
"So it's alright in private?" You replied back unfazed with his snarky answer.
"You're shameless l/n and nothing else" He said while pushing the door and gesturing you to follow him.
You took a deep breath as you prepared yourself for the questioning stares and glances.
"Team this is y/n, the famed serial killer" Fury introduced you to the Earth's mightiest heroes.
What a way to introduce me Fury great job, should I do a little clap clap for you?
"Great job Fury. We asked for a solution or even a contact to get through the network, instead you end up bringing a person who enjoys decapitating humans" The blue eyed man said.
"Sit down Captain Underpants, no need of acting like this" You rolled your eyes at him. A round of laughter was heard after all the members heard your comment.(𝗜 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 ಥ‿ಥ)
"I like this one Fury, Can we keep y/g/p" Stark asked as he winked at you. (𝘆/𝗴/𝗽 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘀)
"Thanks cutie, at least one of you has not got his knickers in a twist".You winked at Tony while throwing a glance at Captain Underpants.
" Quit exchanging flirty glances, you both let's get to work" Captain Underpants said.
"All right! Listen up I need you guys to break into the base and extract all the information you can. Now y/n here is quite knowledgeable about this as she has worked with them before. So I'm gonna pair up two people together and NONE OF YOU BITCH-ASSES CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT IT''. Fury said as he looked at the members.
Poor guy. I think so at this rate he'll end up bursting a artery in his heart.
"Y/n and Steve, you both are together." Fury announced.
"AH HELL YES! I'M GONNA HAVE FUN WITH THIS ONE".You said as you jumped out of your chair.
" Language. I'm not gonna have fun on this mission".Steve said as he rolled his eyes at your excited form.
"Oh be quiet! We'll have so much fun Mr. Underpants" You said as you linked his arms with yours. You ignored him as he rolled his eyes at you.
