if you are a sheerio and you somehow came across this book, i would like you to carefully read every word i write. i am here to help you. i cannot say that i understand how the heck you managed to like ed in tyhe first place but whatever. i will make sure to cure you. being a sheerio is the biggest sin on earth so please read this book carefully so you can understand that ed sheeran is not an idol, but a ginger midget that nobody should like.
