Shrek x Squidward seggsy fanfic🥵✨✨🙏💕😍

H e a v e n

When we got home, Larry gave spongebob a knife and he stabbed us to death. We both died and went to heaven where we saw Jesus himself.
Jesus told us to go in peace. But then he turned into a cow and started levitating. Jesus cow's eyes turned red and he started charging at us. But we flew into outer space and landed on the moon. We couldn't breathe so we died again. We went to the fiery pits of hell and saw Larry the lobster, Spongbob, and the hulk who was twerking off it the distance.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE BITCHES"
Shrek yelled and broccoli flew out of his mouth. Larry held out a lighter.
"We own this place called hell now."
Larry said and pointed to Satan who was standing there.
"Me and Satan got married."
Larry said.
"And we adopted spongebob."
He added.
"What the fuck- how do you adopt your own simpling?"
I asked. Then Larry stabbed us to death again.

THE END