Unrefined | houseki no Kuni crack fiction

In which a stone comes to the moon to shop

I look at the sunspot and taken my bag--that I stolen from the moon people and sneakily hold the white cloths as I jump to the clouds. I look at the gems fighting like a cool hero before the Lunarians back away and went to the moon, they travel as fast as it's not like we need to be concern about gravity if were in a cloud to the moon right? ahaha.

I sneak away before they notice me, and that weird boss in this place yet to know that I keep sneaking here! hehe! dumb ass.

I look around before going to that room-- THE ROOM!

WHERE ALL MANGA, ANIME, VIDEO GAME, AND ALL THE GOOD STUFF THAT I CAN ONLY REMEMBER FROM THOUSAND YEARS AGO. 

when I enter the code that I remember someone using when I saw they enter this place, it clearly doesn't seem like a robber. I look around at this heaven and look for books to bring back or at least enjoy at the secret place I have in this place-- I HAVE MANY SECRET PLACE, AFTER ALL, BWAHAHAHA.

"hmm... hmm... oh that what happens to this series? woah..." I was reading a manga that i stopped from last time I been here, I notice the door open and I back away to the wall of the high shelf, so I won't be spotted.

"there's no one here through..."

"b-but... I'm so sure I heard someone speaking here! I- ITS A GHOST!"

"dude, arent we the ghost? it might be some people wanting to read here, to begin with. let's go and watch some ball games, this place is boring and reak of shut in."

"i- I guess..."

the two Lunarian left, but I glare at them when I heard them called me a shut-in.

IM NOT, OK?!

I sigh before I went and get the stuff I needed this time around and gather them in one spot so when they return to earth I can just jump in the ride. 

while in that thought-- I take my make up set [ clearly not stolen from some unfortunate Lunarian, its called borrowing ok. ] and use the skills from the video tutorials that I found lying around this room. how to look like Lunarian 101: Makeup tutorial

...

"hey..." I called out to that one guy in the lab suit. 

"oh if isn't the enigma~~ what can I get this time?" the guy who I forget the name said. "same stuff-- wait that sounds like drugs lords, lmao. my bad wording lol." I laugh as enter the lab. we high five as I look around the place. 

if someone asks me, do I hate Lunarians?

I can't really answer that as others don't know their side of the story nor that I help out at some point too, either way, both sides are just tragic in their own tales.

"so same thing?" he offers me the gems shards I wanted for padpa. 

that reminds me, they gonna hate me when they find out...

to begin with, that's why it's better that I'm not close to many gems so they won't felt worse than those unlucky to realize this great betrayal.

anyway... what do I need at this place again' i thought as I pull out my list of things that I need as I put the gems to the bag I have.  I wave goodbye and went my way. 

when I walk past the hall, I don't realize I just went passes an important person-- like the leader of this place--Aechmea.