Fake Friend (In act one)

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She was the kind of person you hate 

Considered a weird kid

She had blue hair

Half shaved

Half long

Oh my god I really hate that bitch


She smelled too

And drank 

And bragged about getting drunk on school nights

She slept in the nurses office 

And faked mental illnesses 

My god I really hate that bitch


Tourette's 

Bipolar depression 

Generalized anxiety 

PTSD

God I really hate that bitch


She is nasty

Not just physically 

She slaps people on the back of the head

Yet

She can't take a hit

A tiny kick

I really hate that bitch


And you'll  be sent

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To the guidance counselor

To explain yourself

Nice woman 

I should know

I've seen her too many times to count

Really hate that Bitch

(The friend not the guidance counselor)


I refuse to talk to her

Hate that Bitch


Once she stops faking every single thing like a fucking pussy

Maybe 

I'll shake her hand and say 

"Wow I really fucking hate you soooo fucking much"

"But"

"You're at least worth enough fucks to hate"

That Bitch


But until she gets a personality 

Stops faking disorders for attention 

Stops trying to date every kid in the school for attention 

Stops faking injuries for attention 

Becomes an actual person

Even if her form is made up of dead rotting cockroaches 

Bitch



You can't be a real person if you float on a boat

Made up of lies that you wrote 



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