Y/N x Dractoe Malfoy x Shrek x The Lorax x Harry Styles x More

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Y/N's POV 🥺:

I looked up to see...

The school's nice guy, Shrek.

"Are you alright darling?" He asked me, lifting me up off of the ground.

For context, I'm 2'1 and Shrek is 10'2.

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm o-o-o-o-ok.." I whimpered in his big, juicy arms. 🥵

No! I cant like Shrek. I'm loyal to Draco.

I squirmed in his arms and he looked down at me. His shit-coloured orbs glaring into my soul.

All of a sudden, his chapped, rough lips crashed into my soft, pink and plump ones.

I could taste the monster munch he had eaten this morning.

"Mm~" I moaned into the kiss.

Suddenly, a voice boomed down the hallway.

"GET YOUR MUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY INGROWN NAIL HAVING HANDS OFF OF Y'N!" The person screamed.

I gasped when I felt a pair of hairy, strong hands grip my waist and pull me out of Shrek's grip.

I looked up only to see a pair of ferocious blue orbs staring into my own soft, blue eyes.

"L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-Lorax?!" I mumbled...

"Stay away from her, you dusty bitch Shrek!" The Lorax screamed.

"Give her back, Lorax and no one will get hurt." Shrek growled as he rolled up the sleeves of his leather jacket.

"No. She's mine." The Lorax began but another voice interrupted him.

"Actually, I think you'll find she's mine."

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besties please this is a call for help

anyway who do you think it is???

just a reminder this is satire pls don't hate me ajdnjsndmskdkdkf