Bouncy castles. They're great, obviously. What psycho doesn't like bouncy castles? Even my uncle went on it. But bouncy castles that are like 75 feet long, are obstacle courses, and include a full rope swing? Yeah.
My cousin turned 16. I didn't think she was that old yet, but apparently she is.
But she's still a kid, I guess.
I'm waiting for the day I'm 18. 16 is overrated, I think. 18 is the time where you finally break free.
I want to grow up and be a Disney princess.
Literally, how does someone get hired as a Disney princess actor at Disney World?
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Non-FictionA satirical piece on the place of women in our society, written and told by several similar characters. Mia: Mia is a girl who's dealing with suddenly becoming the most responsible kid in the house, as well as conflicting opinions on social issues i...
