whorecruxes
You added
gay dog 🐕 and gay dog's owner
to the chat
You: children i welcome
my godparents
chosen one ⚡️: sirius?
bae 😩💦: why are they here???
bae 😩💦: not that its a bad thing
im just confused
You: patience
young grasshopper
gay dog 🐕: hello bitches
gay dogs owner: sirius language
gay dog 🐕: shhh moony let me
have this
You: hurry up sirius i only
added you here so you
can tell us the story
gay dog 🐕: that's no way
to talk to us missy
You: i'm waiting
You:
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gay dog 🐕: which story 😁
You: april 1st prank
with minnie
gay dogs owner: oh god
gay dog 🐕: OOOOOOH
gay dog 🐕: it all starts with
james and i bursting into
our dorm and there was remus
reading a book
gay dogs owner: when he says
they burst into the room what
he means is they
come in screaming like girls
"MOONY HELP"
gay dog 🐕: did not
gay dogs owner: did too
gay dog 🐕: did not
You: did too
fatass 🍗: now get on
with the bloody story
gay dog 🐕: right
gay dog 🐕: so we burst into
the room and ask remus for help
gay dogs owner: begged*
gay dog 🐕: what?
gay dogs owner: you begged
me for help
You: rem ilysm
but please stop distracting
him we all know what
his "asked remus" actually is
gay dog 🐕: Y/N?!?!?
YOU ARE READING
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