whorecruxes
You: it's official everyone
theo <3: what is babe
You: i officially divorced my
stupid dad and replaced him with
2 other ones 😍
theo <3: omg does
this mean we can get
married 😍
You: YES 🥺🤞
theo <3: #goals #couples
#uwu
crabbe: You have 2 dads?
You: crabbe???
crabbe: Yes?
You: theo are you
seeing this
theo <3: yeah i am
theo <3: i'm just so shocked
over wtf is going on
that i'm scared if i talk
he'll disappear
You: do i just answer
his question
theo <3: i think that's
the safest option
You: okay
You: yes crabbe i do have
2 dads now
You: because sirius black
and remus lupin adopted me
crabbe: Why would
2 friends adopt a child
You: HELP
You: PLS TJEO IS HE
STUPID DHEKSM
theo <3: crabbe you know
they're gay and are married
right?
crabbe: SIRIUS BLACK AND
REMUS LUPIN ARE MARRIED
AND ARE GAY?
You: yes
You: did this man
just go offline
wifey 💍💕: you've scarred
him
wifey 💍💕: PLEASE hes asking
everyone in the common room
if sirius and remus are really
gay or not
You: STFU BAHAHAH
wifey 💍💕: I WISH
I WAS JOKING PLS
ferret w daddy issues 👩🦯: SHUT
THE FUCK UP SHUT THE
FUCK UP SHUT UPPPPP
ferret w daddy issues 👩🦯: NO
ONE CARES STFU AND
LET ME SLEEP
You: 🤨
You:
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Left Undelivered
Fanfiction(completed) your hands look heavy want me to hold them for you? wtf was that that was the worst pick up line i've ever seen but it made you smile so... Seen Theodore Nott x Reader Texting AU Highest Ranks: #1 -texting #1 -theodore #1 -blaise #1...
