This is a parody made by both my sister and me.
Sissy's part:
Ollie: *says bad word*
Everyone: *gasps*
Jax: Get the soap.
Gilly: No, get the alcohol.
Ollie: Can I have beer?
Everyone: No!
My part:
Kayla, rubbing her hands in the shadows like a villain: I think I know a way to make him confess. Gilly, Jax, tie him up and gag him.
They do what she says and throw him in a van as kidnappers do and drive to the cliffs. They push him to the edge and undo his blindfold.
Kayla: Do you regret what you said?
Ollie: As much as I love the sea, I don't want to die like this! And yes, I regret my words!!!!!
Kayla: Do you solemnly swear to never use that word again?
Ollie: Yes, yes! If it means life, yes!
Everyone: Ok.
Ollie: You're not gonna leave me here, are you?
Kayla: Yes.
Ollie: NOooooooo!!!
Kayla: Fine I'm kidding, just shut up! *drags Ollie back*
Everyone: *gasps*
Ollie: I think I know a place...
This is a warning. No bad words are to be said in my comments and if you do, expect a really long digital lecture from me. You have been warned. Shut up is mild, but you know what's good for you.
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Random FTRS/RAR headcanons anyone could use.
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