Get the Soap

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This is a parody made by both my sister and me.

Sissy's part:

Ollie: *says bad word*

Everyone: *gasps*

Jax: Get the soap.

Gilly: No, get the alcohol.

Ollie: Can I have beer?

Everyone: No!

My part:

Kayla, rubbing her hands in the shadows like a villain: I think I know a way to make him confess. Gilly, Jax, tie him up and gag him.

They do what she says and throw him in a van as kidnappers do and drive to the cliffs. They push him to the edge and undo his blindfold.

Kayla: Do you regret what you said?

Ollie: As much as I love the sea, I don't want to die like this! And yes, I regret my words!!!!!

Kayla: Do you solemnly swear to never use that word again?

Ollie: Yes, yes! If it means life, yes!

Everyone: Ok.

Ollie: You're not gonna leave me here, are you?

Kayla: Yes.

Ollie: NOooooooo!!!

Kayla: Fine I'm kidding, just shut up! *drags Ollie back*

Everyone:  *gasps*

Ollie: I think I know a place...


This is a warning. No bad words are to be said in my comments and if you do, expect a really long digital lecture from me. You have been warned. Shut up is mild, but you know what's good for you.

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