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Hi! I want to roast Shiggy.

So here we go.

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Me: Hi Shiggy. And burnt chicken nugget (aka Dabi).

CrustyLips: Uh hi? Do I know you?

Me: Of course you don't but I know you~

*Shiggy backing up*

Me: Anyways imma roast you.

CrustyLips: Ok, imma roast you too.

Me: Ok you start.

CrustyLips: You're mama do be ugly if she gave birth to you. (really bad roaster)

Me: Hun, there's a thing called "lip gel" so I suggest you buy it before your whole face looks like shit.

Me: Or did your mom gave birth to you looking like that?

Dabi, in the back: BAHABAHAHAHAHAHA

Shiggy: 👁🩸👄🩸👁

Me, again: *proud*

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That was shit-

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