"God damn it." I said in frustration, "You wait here, I'm gonna go get more gas." I said as I began to leave as expected (y/n) tried to follow me, "I said stay! I don't need you getting lost. If you got kidnapped they'd just bring you back so I'm not worried about that." I said making him pout, "No, none of that." I said, "Now stay here and watch the car like a good boy." I said as I left.
(y/n) POV
I watched as Mama left, suddenly I heard someone whispering my name coming from a tent. I knew I should stay by the car...but tent! So I went to the tent and found a small shop, that's when I saw it, the hilt of some sword.
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"I see Saba calls to you. I wouldn't touch that if I were you boy." an old man said, "Dibs." I said, "What?" he said, "Dibs." I said as I took hold of the hilt, suddenly the blade formed, "Cool!" I said, "PUT THAT BACK NOW!" he demanded as he aimed a gun at me.
"I'm back. Holy shit you actually listened for once." Mama said, "Whatever." I said as I got in the van. As we drove home I silently stared at my new toy, and all it cors was the life of some nobody in the middle of fucking nowhere. I think Mama will be proud.
"Ok, what's up?" Mama asked as she looked at me in the rearview mirror, "You haven't said a damn word since we stopped to get gas. And you're three, so that tells me that something's wrong or you're dying. One of those will make my sex life better, it's you're choice as to which that is, but I think I'd miss my little shit baby. So what's wrong?" she asked I showed her my new toy, "Where on Heaven did you get that?" she asked, "Stole it." I said, "You stole it. And did you get caught?" she asked, "Yeah." I said, "And the owner just let you have it?" she said, "No." I said, "Then what happened with the owner?" she asked, "Killed him." I said, "You killed him? Holy shit my baby's got some brass ones!" she said happily, "I couldn't be more proud baby, but let's keep the theft to a minimum and make sure that Mommy's nearby if this happens again. You got really lucky this time, but don't be sure that you'll be able to get away with it again." she said as she pulled over, "Come on hop up front you've earned it." she said I unbuckled myself and crawled up to the front seat and Mama helped me buckle up.
Loona POV
I was never more proud of my son, but I was a bit upset at the same time. I missed his first kill, which got me thinking about what other firsts I might miss, suddenly my phone began to ring, "What." I said as I answered, 'Loonie baby, can you come pick us up. You kinda stole our only van. Thanks, LOVE YA!" Blitz said before he hung up, "God damn it." I said.
