Loona POV
"It's good to be back here!" I said, suddenly a limo almost hit me, "WATCH IT FUCKER!" I shouted as I flipped them off, "Assholes." I said, "Where go?" (y/n) asked, "We are going to see your father. God, I knew that one-night stand was a bad idea!" I said, "What that?" he asked, "It's an adult thing I'll have your father explain." I said, "Otay." he said.
"Welcome to Lulu World. You and your friends and or family and or acquaintances will have a Hell of a good time." an unenthusiastic girl said, "The name's Loona, let me in." I said, "Alright...for 225 souls and 175 souls for the kid." she said, "Look I don't have 400 souls, I'm just here to see the owner!" I said, suddenly someone put 400 souls on the counter, "Hello again Loona." he said, "Sup Lucie, still missing me after all this time." I said making him laugh slightly, "Why don't we continue this conversation in my office. The walls have ears and eyes." he said.
Flashback three and a half years ago
"BUT I DON'T WANNA GO! Can't we just stay at the motel and watch porn or something? I know Barbie's in." I said, "Normally I would, but not today hun. We have a big show, Lucifer himself is gonna be there." Barbie said, "No she's right Loonie. Today's important, but when we're done then you and Barbie can watch porn." Blitzo said.
As per usual I was stuck taking tickets and selling popcorn, but I suppose that was enough to catch his eye.
"Well, you've got me cornered. Now what." I said as Lucifer pinned me to the wall and smiled, "Enough foreplay. We gonna fuck or what? Or does Lilith have you whipped that badly?" I said, "Oh I knew there was a reason I liked you. I can only hope my failure of a daughter becomes more like you." Lucifer said, "Stop talking." I said as I pinned him against the wall, "I'll take the lead." I said.
"You're home late. Where's your sisters?" I said, "They left Loonie. It's late you should get to bed." Blitzo said, "Alright, night Blitzo." I said, "It's just Blitz now, the o's silent now." he said.
End flashback Loona POV
"And a few very long months later this little monster was born." I said as I ruffled (y/n)'s hair, "So he's my son. Interesting." Lucifer said, "Let's hope he's like you and not his disappointing sister. Lilith always did baby her far too much." he said, "But Loona, why bring him here now? You want something." he said, "Robo Fizz wants to fuck him out of spite. I want the slutty toy clown dead. It's a win-win-win." I said, "I see, I'll see what I can do." he said.

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Helluva Good Time (male child reader X mother Loona)
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