Prologue

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Loona POV

"LOONA! You are six hours late! What do have to say for yourself?!" Moxie said, "Stop trying to ride my ass you limp dick prick." I said as I walked to my desk and dropped something next to me on the floor, "What was that?" Moxie asked, "It's called a phone, keep up." I said, "LOOK MOX! A baby!" Millie said, "And he looks just like Loona!" She said before I took the kid from her, "Hey Loona, nice parasite." Blitzo said, "So what's it's name? Just curious before we inevitably lose it or throw it out." He said, "(y/n)." I said, "HE'S SO CUTE!" Millie said as (y/n) tried to stab her with a switchblade, "And armed." She said as (y/n) threw the knife, "Oh he's gonna fit in just fine here." Blitzo said before the knife fell and stabbed him in the foot, "AH! A NEW HOLE!" He shouted, "I need a fucking drink." I said.

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