"How fast am I? Depends how many times you-"
"Pietro!" Wanda yells with wide eyes. "That is not what they mean!"
"Oh... OH! You ask such boring questions," He murmurs to the camera.
"We have tested Pietro's speed in the past both regularly and under the influence of different substances,"
"Drugs," Peter nods.
"No," Bruce furrows his brows. "More so alcohol, sweets and energy drinks in different amounts- Why would we use drugs??"
"Speed," Pietro whispers.
"Ha, drug jokes," Tony laughs only for Cap to shake his head for the billionaire to shut up.
"I- no... Pietro can run, on average, 9151 miles per hour,"
"Lame!" Peter boos.
"Yeah, but I can run over water like Jesus," Pietro shrugs.
"Yeah, so can The Flash, you ain't special, pack it up," Peter scoffs, looking to Wanda who shakes her head in fear.
"MENTION THAT ONE PIECE BARRY B. BENSON RED CHEETOS LOOKING SNAIL AGAIN AND I'LL-"
"Woah!" Bucky holds the speedster back with his metal arm. "Noted, let's not bring him up again,"
- Anna ❤️
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