SURVEY CORPS (Pest-Free Version)
Levi
@Erwin, are you sure that this another gamble of yours would work? Creating a new group chat without Y/n is the best decision?
The brat is calling in the other group.
Erwin
Just reject it without hesitation.
Let's just hope for the best. If we can't make her stop, it's better to avoid her until she realises that her behaviour is wrong.
Self-awareness is the key to improvement.
Hanji
you sound like a guidance counsellor
anyways, any other ideas on how to keep y/n at the bay??
Petra
let's tie her in a tree and have captain levi kick her
Armin
That's a bit harsh.
Maybe we should talk to her.
Jean
Lol. As if you could take Y/n in talking
Connie
We should feed her to the titans
Moblit
Um we asked the titans about it and...
Hanji
they don't want to eat her either
Levi
See? Even those vermin wouldn't want that brat.
Erwin
She could be an effective scout in that case.
Levi
She IS a scout.
Petra
but she always runs away when a titan shows up
Eld
Somwtimes she curl into a ball and just weep into the ground
Gunther
Last time she peed in her pants
Olou
We dont need a wimp in our regiment.
Sasha
also she stole the bread i'm eating
Levi
So?
Sasha
just wanna inform y'all
Levi
Nobody gives a shit.
Connie
I do
Armin
<replies to Connie>
(2)
Mikasa
<replies to Armin>
(3)
Jean
<replies to Mikasa>
(4)
Hanji
<replies to Jean>
(5)
Eren
IS THERE A COUNTDOWN?
OMG HAPPY NEW YEAR!🎉🎊
SORRY I OVERSLEPT
HUH IS THIS A NEW GC
WHATS GOING ON HERE
Erwin
Stop using the unnecessary capslock, Jaeger. Just back read to see what you missed.
Eren
oh ok commandr
wait i dont see y/n talking
yall forgot to add her?
*Eren added you to the group*
Olou
WTF JAEGER
Petra
EREN WHAT DID YOU DO??
Armin
Oh sHIT SHERLOCK
Jean
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Levi
I'm going to tear your limbs and make you clean the entire Paradis while you're recovering, you dumbass.
Eren
huh? i jsut added y/n
Mikasa
<replies to Eren>
My specialty is carving meat and I'm not going to hesitate to demonstrate it to you
Armin
SOMEBODY REMOVE HER BEFORE SHE SEE THIS
Hanji
I'M TRYING BUT MY WIFI IS SO SLOW
You
what is this peasants
Sasha
pota
to
YOU ARE READING
𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞! | AOT x reader
FanfictionAn Attack on Titan AU where everyone has a social media account and you are messing up with them. Warning: Contains spoilers from both manga and anime. Uses strong language. Corny jokes.
