𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞! | AOT x reader

comic con(dolence)

AMAZING SCOUTS

Armin
Guys you wouldn't believe what is happening here😂😂

Sasha
whut

Jean
Where are you man?

Armin
I'm at the comic con
And Eren and Y/n are also here

Jean
Why do I have a bad feeling about this

Mikasa
EREH
Why he didn't tell me that he's going?

Jean
We can go there if you want

Hange
woah they got tickets? so lucky
so what are you gonna tell, armin?

Armin
So here it is
Y/n cosplayed Petra
And Eren dressed as a tree
a mf tree😂😂

Mikasa
A WHAT?!

Hange
oh don't tell me it is what is it

Jean
I AM SERIOUSLY NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS

Armin
That's not what the most hilarious part is
Whenever they see someone dressed as Captain Levi
Eren stops in front of them
and Y/n runs towards him
But stops to lay on the floor, chest-first with her face resting on Eren's trunk
Oh that sounds wrong

Mikasa
Eren's what?!

Armin
*Eren's shin (the trunk of the tree) and stares lifelessly at the ceiling

Jean
What's wrong with those two?

Hange
that's so witty tbh

Sasha
i love their duo always
They should've told me that they're gonna do that bcs i would gladly cosplay annie
AND I COULD KICK YN'S ASS BWAHAHAHAH

Armin
No
Do not embarass my girlfriend

Mikasa
I can be petra if that what makes eren happy

Armin
OH SHIT GUYS
XHSTJHDYHUMTDNGJJD
CSPTAOM LRVI US HWRE

Jean
Stop talking like a broken keyboard, man

Sasha
OMG NO WAYYYY
I THINK I KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN SKSKKSKSKS

Jean
It's impressive that you could understand his typos despite of having a capacity to only think about food

Sasha
fuck off horsey

Armin
*captain levi is here
GUYS GUYS
TREE EREN RAN TO STOP IN FRONT OF HIM
OMG
HERE COMES PETRA Y/N
GJAHDKSHDJS
SHE DROPPED DEAD IN FRONT OF EREN
WITH A THUD😭😭😭
IT'S SO FUNNY
SHE'S NOW STARING LIFELESSLY AT THE CEILINH
AND EREN'S TRYING HARD NOT TO LAUGH

Hange
WHAT DID LEVI SAYYY

Armin
HE'S NOT FUCKING MOVING
HE'S JUST STARING AT THEM WITH HIS USUAL BORED FACE
THERE’S NO ONE MOVINF
IT’S BEEN SO LONG😭😭

Sasha
don't tell me they haven’t still realize that it's the REAL captain😭💀

Armin
I don't think they realized it😭
Y/n is still doing the Petra-posing
She's so good. She's not moving or even blinking
oH LORD
EREN FINALLY LOOKED AT CAPTAIN LEVI
GHAJFDWJHDKDJD
HE SCREAMEDDDDDDD
HE ACCIDENTALLY KICKED Y/N IN THE FACE
Y/N YELLED AT HIM
OMFG
SHE FINALLY SAW THAT IT'S THE *REAL* LEVI
SHE'S NOT MOVING
OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO CRY

Hange
i bet she's having war flashbacks

Jean
Well, the captain gave her stable duties for a two months after that twitter fiasco

Armin
GUYS
SHE STARTED SCREAMING😭😭
SHE PULLED EREN AND NOW THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY

Mikasa
I am the only one who's allowed to run away with eren

Jean
Can I run away with you too??

Mikasa
Hell no.

Armin
EREN FJSHSKHDAK NAURRR
EREN TRIPPED ON HIS COSTUME AND FELL ON HIS FACE
HE'S HOLDING Y/N'S HAND AND SHE TRIPPED TOO😭😭
THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME I CAN'T BREATYE
I NEED MY INHAKEF

Sasha
omg armin dude r u ok??

Mikasa
Armin, tell me the con's location. I will cut off y/n's hands

Hange
*grabs popcorn* this is interesting. i hope that clipped hair won't catch them even they're now lying oN THE COLD HARD GROUND

Jean
OH
OOH
TROUBLE
TROUBLE
TROUBLE OOH

Hange
OMG TASTE!!!
this is why i believe in jean kirschtein superiority

Armin
hi guys this is annie
armin couldn’t breathe well bcs of laughing
he's now on his inhaler
anyway
levi walked towards the fallen soldiers
and tsked at them

Sasha
BOOOO ANNIE WHAT KIND OF COMMENTARY IS THAT
S N O O Z E F E S T

Armin
stfu potato girl
oMG OMG GUYS
U WOULDN'T BELIEVE THIS
LEVI KICKED EREN IN THE FACE
AND HE STEPPED ON Y/N'S HAND
POOR GIRL I LIKE HER THO

Hange
nOoOOOOo
he's gettIng brutal again💀💀
not him using eren as his regular punching bag sksksksk

Mikasa
I am going to kill that shorty

Armin
he's now lecturing them
it's a scary sight. even i cannot watch it
omg
eren and y/n started crying
oH GOSH
THERE ARE GUARDS
THEY ARE PICKING Y/N AND EREN UP
IN HANDCUFFS OMG
THEY ARE GOING TO SEND THEM IN PRISON FKSJKDJAKA
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

Jean
hOY NO FUCKING WAYYY

Mikasa
EREN
YOU CAN'T BE JAILED😭😭
IF YOU ARE THEN, I'M COMING WITH YOU

Sasha
we have to bail them out
i could only give you guys 3 bread slices

Jean
What are we going to do with that? give them breakfast??

Sasha
i don't have any money to bail them :<

Hange
why am i not surprised that they're getting imprisoned

Armin
guys i cannot watch this anymore
even armin's crying now
he's having a breakdown about his best friend getting jailed
i'm kinda jealous
i think he loves eren more

Jean
No one asked, Annie.

Armin
i wish that you'll get eaten by a titan in HALF :)

*Jean kicked Annie from the group*

Sasha
yk that she's not using her account but armin's right??

Armin
so dumb jean-bo :P

Levi
Oi brats.
Stop talking behind my back,
And those idiots are not getting jailed.

You
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JUSY HAPPENED

Eren
WE GOT KICKED OUT FROM THE COMIC CON
FUCKING CAPTAIN LEVI WHAT A KJ
INSUFFERABLE DWARF

You
YEAH HE REALLY IS
THAT'S WHY HE'S NOT GETTING ANY TALLER HE'S SO MEAN
I HOPE HIS FAVOURITE TEA WILL BE PLACED ON THE TOP SHELF EVERY TIME HE GOES TO THE SUPERMARKET
THAT DICK

Levi
Nice words, you two. Clean the comfort rooms for a year. With or without missions. Including holidays.
BTW, nice costume. I almost cried.

Sasha
F

Hange
F

Armin
F

*You left the group.*

*Eren left the group.*