An Attack on Titan AU where everyone has a social media account and you are messing up with them.
Warning: Contains spoilers from both manga and anime. Uses strong language. Corny jokes.
Armin WHAT? Eren, what are you talking about? We're going to see the sea together, right?
Sasha are u ok?
You hey, jaeger. what's wrong??
Marco hey Eren, do you want to talk about it? i'm here to listen
Eren the world is a cruel place
You why are you quoting mikasa? speaking of @Mikasa, what's going on?
Eren dont ask her she's the worst she's laughing at me rn
Jean MIKASA LAUGHING?!? I'LL BET MY LUNCH TO SEE IT
Mikasa <replies to you> He took that "Which AOT character are you?" quiz on Buzzfeed and... he got Jean😂
You SERIOUSLY JAEGER?!?
Sasha that's too dramatic for u eren
Jean Really Eren? Well, I would also puke if i'll get you Might've yeet myself right after i see the results
Marco 😂😂 Jean isn't that bad, Eren. he's also brave and a leader like you
Armin Yeah, Marco's right. Plus, you kinda look the same actually.
Eren aRE YOU EVEN REAL DO I LOOK LKIE A FYCKINH HORSE?!?
Mikasa No, Eren. Of course not. You look like a bird for me.😊
*Eren kicked Mikasa from the group*
You WHAT JSUT HAPPEND
Jean WOAH EREN YOU CAN INSULT AND HATE ME BUT DO NOT KICK MIKASA OUT NOT ON MY WATCH IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WHEN I SEE YOU
Eren not when i kick you first
*Eren kicked Jean from the group*
You EREN I—
Armin Did I just witness a double murder here??
Marco can we just talk about this, guys? like friends?
Sasha
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I ran out of jokes as of the moment. This one is inspired of that Tumblr post I saw on Facebook but it's Bucky having Sam instead of Eren getting Jean. If anyone's reading this crack of an AU, thank you! I'm not really expecting someone to read this. I just created this because the jokes are pestering my head😂. AOT is so depressing, it made my humour this dry.😭
