Family Reunions are Disturbing

Cerulean Eye

Moonlark Protection Squad

HairKing: Guys

Did Little Moonlark tell you she was going somewhere?

Spidermom: Nope she said she was gonna take a nap about five hours ago

HairKing: She's been missing for at least an hour

I thought you would know what's going on

Mayhem: Peter has information

Peter was added

Peter: I have contacted TWAP security

The team will be assembled in half an hour

Icee: What team?

Peter: So Shuri got the number by hacking Stark, and we have a group chat

LM gets into the most dangerous situations so we came up with a secret code

When they heard it was a Cyan Eye Shuri and K'marah hopped in a jet

They'll be ready to help search very quickly

As they are breaking a few air speed laws when they travel over the ocean

Cappy: Wait you've been chatting with her?

Petey: This is Harley, and yes, we have

We also know her name

Tin Can: What is it?

I've been trying to find out who she is for AGES

Petey: I have my phone back and NO I WON'T TELL YOU I SWORE ON THE BLUE COOKIES

HairKing: LM's parents, the rest of her friends, and several authority figures are here and they say getting her back is #1 priority so

Her name is Sophie Elizabeth Foster, she's 16, brown eyes, blonde hair, petite, has a puncture scar on her hand from a stopped allergic reaction

Here's a picture

Spidermom: Aww. Cute picture. Tin Can you better be running a scan for her face rn

or I will be displeased.

Tin Can: YES SCARY LADY MA'M

YES

THERE'S A MATCH

Vineygirl: Input the new coordinates and we'll meet you there.

Tin Can: Why the fluffle are they in Machu Picchu?

HairKing: Aw flip

This is bad

The ruins there are the entryway to somewhere that's like super sacred to gnomes

And they're probably going to demolish what's left of it

Icee: What would they accomplish by doing that?

HairKing: They want to first destroy any and all beacons of human hope

Then exterminate a majority of the population and properly register them as underlings of the new rule

Yeah they be super evilin

Cappy: Wait you said human

Are you not human

HairKing: Aw fudge

Um

Peter help

Can they be trusted

Like, I-won't-tell-anyone-even-if-they-suffocate-me-in-jello trusted?

Peter: They won't tell anyone, and they deal with the Asguardians a LOT so

HairKing: Oh yeah, I remember Foster giving me this little speech about it, and she was really excited.

GreenMachine🥦: Your habit of calling her by her last name 

Seems like a coping mechanism

HairKing: Trust me, it is

BTW this is Sophie's mom and since those of us on the Council were debating letting a small portion of people know we exist, 

Keefe and Sophie have the full permission to tell the people on this chat only. When we meet in person we can discuss others knowing.

Spidermom: Which mom, the adoptive one or the abandoning butt?

HairKing: This is the actual me now, and three things to say.

1) Not cool on saying my real name, Oralie. I wanted to do this dramatic movie-thing I learned from Foster!

2) Oh my god now I know why Sophie was so upset, and the breakup too... poor Foster.

3) The person who stole my phone was her bio mom, not Edaline (BTW Edaline is awesome and loves Foster a LOT)

Spidermom: Ok so might as well meet in-person.

Machu Picchu in two hours?

HairKing: Deal.

Petey, I assume you know enough about our kind to tell your friends the basics?

Peter: Yup, I'll tell them IRL

Sorry for not updating in so long but... here's an evil plot twist :D