𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 - 𝐡. 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫

xxv. beat saiter

CHAPTER TWENTY FIVE;
BEAT SAITER

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12:01am

door: ITS OFFICIALLT CHRISTMASSSSS

ginpie: HAPPY CHRISTMAS BITCHESSSS

hazza: HAPPY CHRISTMASSSSSSS

you: HAPPY CHRISTMASSSSSSS

door: god we sound like parselmouths right now

hazza: yeah you guys sound like me

ginpie: you're so annoying harry
ginpie: im keeping your christmas present

hazza: you guys got me christmas presents?
hazza: how kind🥰🥰

door: shut the actual fuck up
door: can we do secret santa right now honestly
door: i'm bored and i can't sleep

ginpie: yeah i'll go get the gifts from
underneath the tree and distribute them

you: YOURE ALL THAT I NEEEEED

hazza: UNDERNEATH THE TREEEEEE

door: i'm too sober for this

hazza: you're literally underage

door: so?

hazza: fair enough
hazza: i do drink butterbeer a lot

door: butterbeer has like no alcohol in it

hazza: oh...
hazza: i was joking totally haha

door: ginny hurry up please i can't deal with this boy
door: oh thanks ginny
door: she came right after i said that

ginpie: ok i'm back and i dropped
everyones presents off
ginpie: open them and then guess who bought it
ginpie: theo you go first

door: okkk
door: NO WAY

hazza: WHAT

door: I GOT SIX BOTTLES OF FIREWHISKEY
door: that's totally from flory

you: caught red handed
you: you're welcome

door: THANK YOU THANK YOU
door: YOURE THE BEAT SAITER

ginpie: ah yes
ginpie: she's the beat saiter

ginpie changed 'flo rida' contact name to 'beat saiter'

you: thanks dory😐

ginpie: you go next

you: alright
you: no fucking way.
you: who the fuck got me speakers
for my record player.
you: AND EVERY SINGLE QUEEN ALBUM. 

hazza: woah that's a really good gift
hazza: whoever got you that must be loaded
hazza: and super cool

door: loaded🤑🤑

hazza: shut. up.

you: ok so it was definitely harold
you: thank you though
you: kisses xoxo

hazza: ☺️☺️
hazza: i'll go next then
hazza: hair gel...
hazza: kinda rude
hazza: let me guess...ginny???

ginpie: what gave me away??🤭🤭

hazza: the fact that you tell me i need
hair gel everyday.
hazza: my hair isn't THAT bad

ginpie: it really is

door: it's horrible

you: i think it's cute🤷🏻‍♀️

hazza: brb

door: um

ginpie: what

door: never mind

you: you're the only one left gin

ginpie: i already know it's from you :(
ginpie: OMG YESYESYESYESYES

door: what did you get?

ginpie: a signed holyhead harpies poster
ginpie: and a vibrator
ginpie: you know me so well chica😖😖
ginpie: *wipes away a tear*

you: i know i'm the best
you: *flips hair*

hazza: yeah you are

you: oh my fucking god???
not sent
you: yeah ikkk😋😋

ginpie: god the sexual tension

door: she's right
door: my sexual tension detector
is on the highest setting
door: oh shit

hazza: 1. nooo
hazza: and 2. yeah i hear her too

ginpie: what is it

hazza: yeah idk if we should tell you

you: just tell usss

hazza: ok!
hazza: but i'm warning you

ginpie: i've been warned

door: molly's getting mad railed
door: we can hear her through the wall
door: guess they forgot the silencing charm

you: ginny fainted

hazza: we warned her

door: guess molly and arthur are having a good christmas so far

you: well there's the reason why they
have many kids

door: yeah i can't listen to this anymore
door: time to put in earplugs and sleep

hazza: yeah same this is nasty

you: yeah i would be disturbed too
you: but get it molly!
you: ok yeah bye

ginpie : nothing in the world could've
prepared me for that.

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