CHAPTER TWENTY NINE;
BANANA HAMMOCK
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thug life🥶
12:33am
hazza: did i tell you guys that gabi and i broke up already?
hazza: i genuinely can not remember
hazza: it was awhile ago too
ginpie: i can't remember either
ginpie: but i guess we just kinda figured that you guys were done
hazza: why?
ginpie: cause you're hopelessly in love with flo
hazza: what
hazza: no i'm not
ginpie: whatever you say
you: ginny
you: stop
ginpie: but i'm only telling the truth
you: me rn: 🤜🏻👩🏼🦰
ginpie: me rn: 🗣👩❤️👨
hazza: me rn: 🙎🏻
you: you forgot the 👓
door: me rn: 🩲
ginpie: what?😭😭
door: i am wearing a banana hammock
you: ok princess consuela
door: good one
ginpie: why are you wearing a *barf* banana hammock *barf*
door: i'm not sure
door: all i know is that i was talking to molly about cleaning and the next thing i know i'm in a banana hammock
dory: wanna come take a look @ginpie😏
ginpie: not in the slightest
ginpie: not even a little bit
hazza: i still can't believe we go back to hogwarts tomorrow
hazza: the holidays went by way too quick
hazza: but there is something i'm looking forward to at hogwarts...
ginpie: 😭😭😭😭😭😭
door: homework?
hazza: nope
door: moaning myrtle?
hazza: what
hazza: no
you: oh theo...
door: WHAT???
ginpie: poor, innocent theo...
door: no
door: i'm leaving
'door' left the group chat
you: sensitive much?
hazza: wait...
hazza: ginny knows?
ginpie: obviously
ginpie: did you actually think that florence wouldn't tell me about something this big
hazza: hahahha idk what you're talking about....
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Maybe: Theodore Nott
1:55am
Maybe: Theodore Nott: bitch
Maybe: Theodore Nott: my dramatic moment is over
Maybe: Theodore Nott: add me back to the group chat
you: whatever
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thug life🥶
2:11am
'beat saiter' has added 'door' to the group chat
ginpie: ugh not this bitch
door: really feeling the love guys😐😐😐
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author's note!
these are kinda filler chapters ig so sorry if they're a bit boring. there will be more drama happening soon :$
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