Jay: "are you okay?"
Lu: "im dead."
"my arms are not connected by the joints" -Lu
"DIE GRANDPA DIE" -Lu
"easy, just dont die" -Jay
"shut up communist." -Lu
"okay but realistically this fatass wouldnt be able to get through the door" -Lu
"physically, die" -Jay
"uwu!" -Lu
"me please i want to murder people" -Lu
"IM THE THICCEST SPIDER YOU EVER SEEN" -Lu
"COME HERE AND GET IN MY MOUTH YOU RAT" -Jay
"IM GONNA EAT HIS ASS" -Jay
"their necks are very *expensive* snacks" -Jay
"ive almost set myself on fire like five times" -Lu
Lu: "help"
Jay: *leaves*
Lu: "*demon noises*"
Jay: "what was that??"
Lu: *bites Oreo* "your mom."
Jay: "oh."
-Lu out, whores
