Sweetest peaches

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I'm running on empty, my bananas an albatrouz


The apple doo

Since when did you decide to become an oyster surveyor


The And.

Gotye Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

(You know it's actually somebody that I used to know but I sounds like a children's song and -

Love the or your with.


WERE LOOKIHG DOWN IN THE CLOYDSSSSSSS-----

^that is the real lyric

Horchata exclusive

"The Love Couch"


"Actually homosexuality is triter than incest ! " - William March ( The Bad Seed)

^^BAHAAHHA good book btw

*british Dan over exaggeration accent

NOTHING BUT THE TOMATOES!


P. Mudd

It happens when they are celebrating or overly excited and don't know what to do with all the energy

Neat-o-burrito

Sunny Apples


Imagine
If Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift got married it'd be like

I now pronounce you Taylor Lautner and Taylor Lautner

Girls scouts little media actuvity rough draft thing:

Don't you hate it when it messages don't send cuz u has bed wifi at ur house??
Well we have a solution. You CAN SEND THE LETTERS TO THE POSTAL SERVICE

OT SILVES THE PROBLEM BY GETTING T THE PERSON AND IT WILL GET TO TH PERSON FASHA

One day my wifi was being a poopoo face so I decided to drive my car to the persons house and give them the message myself. But I didn't want to do myself so we hired other people to do it for us.

That's not all that benefits from this...this creates more jobs and makes our economy even better than it is now.

SO GO TO OUR POST OFFICE TODAY AND GIVE U YOUR MESSEGES AND WELL DELIVER IT TO THE PERSONS HOOOOUUUUUSSSSSEEEEEEE.

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Spennies

You can spend them cos they are pennies, but they're from space.

SpEnNiEs

*gasps*

N: "Fetus?"

B: " No, Kardashian

I made this up myself!! :

Good vibes, good pies, good lies, good thighs ✌

"Ugh. It tastes bad in here."

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