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I think I saw the cutest clothing piece in my life

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I think I saw the cutest clothing piece in my life

Want to see?

Not really

Fucking hell, hubby. I thought we were passed this stage

Which stage? The stage that I fall in love with you like in the books and I travel all the way to where you are to meet you?

That stage?

Hello?

Aline?

No answer? Okay then fine, I'll take that as a yes we have passed this stage and we'll forget about it completely

NO WAIT PAUSE I WAS SCREENSHOTTING

WAIT WAIT

LEMME RANT REAL QUICK

Please no spam

Tough for you, I can't let this slide

FIRST OF ALL, WE ARE NOT PASSED THIS STAGE AT ALL.

IF ANYTHING WE ARE ON THIS STAGE

I am gobsmacked

The caps hurt my eyes

I also regret saying whatever I said already.

I just realised I sound a lot like you. Let's erase it from our minds

No 

Suck it up, I liked it and now I'll never forget it

Anyways like I was saying, I am utterly flabbergasted by your words.

Do you wanna know why?

Wait, don't answer that. I know what you'll say

Oh really now? Give it your best shot

Oh I will, watch me

I'll give the best answer

You ready?

Mhm

"No."

The full stop is for the extra effect

That was actually on point, perfect even


I KNOW RIGHT

I guess I am just perfect.

Okay so you haven't replied in a while.
Your silence says enough

I'm happy it came across as that

You're so rude sometimes, Kaenan

I thought you were immune to it

Oh I definitely am or I wouldn't be here

See I am one of the most irritating people out there

We know

Shut up, lemme finish

And you think a few comments from you is going to make me turn the other way?

LMAO IF THATS ACTUALLY WHAT YOU THOUGHT THATS FUNNY

I think it is your love language at this point

You acting this way is basically showing that you love me

Not in a toxic way though

I need to change the narrative then

You couldn't if you tried

True true, not going to lie


Author: I love how I switch from one topic to another topic in one convo lmao

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Author: I love how I switch from one topic to another topic in one convo lmao. I didn't even continue with what aline was abt to say HAH but its texting so its allowed :D

btw I am so proud of myself, I have been consistently updating this book since I decided to edit it like wtf? who am i? who am i?

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