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Your legs are like an oreo cookie... I want to split them apart and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

How does it feel when you open a fridge at midnight and the only snack is you?

I dont usually chase girls but for you id put my crocs in sport mode

Hi, I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to your place and spread the word

Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice

I usually warm up by the fireplace, but you're hotter

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

How about I take you to IMAX and then I make you climax?

This movie is not the only thing in the room that's featured length.

You make me feel like a snowflake when you're around. One touch and I melt.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don't recognize you with your clothes on

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend

I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.

Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you

Your body is 70 percent water... and I'm thirsty

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

I'm not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

Are you an elevator? Because I'll go up and down on you.

Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you're about to taste the rainbow?

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 11, 2022 ⏰

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