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Are you a hammer cause you could nail me

There are 20 letters in the alphabet oops i forgot the U R A Q T oh and then youll get the D later

Go ahead, feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend\girlfriend material

If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine

Do you believe in love at first sight Or should I walk past you again

I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them

I seem to have lost my phone number Can I have yours

Are you a parking ticket Cause you've got fine written all over you

Did you invent the airplane Because you seem Wright for me

I was wondering if you had an extra heart Because mine was just stolen

Can I follow you where you're going right now Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

Are you Siri Because you autocomplete me

I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away

If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world you would have a dollar

Let me guess your middle name is Gillette, right Because you're the best a man\girl can get

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean And I don't mind being lost at sea

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be named the McGorgeous

Are you a camera Because every time I look at you, I smile

Is there an airport nearby or was that just my heart taking off

Are you a loan Cause youve got my interest

I'm in the mood for pizza A pizza you, that is

Are you a 45-degree angle Because you're a cutie

You're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business

If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing

If you were a phaser on Star Trek you'd be set to stun

Do you have a name Or can I call you mine

Have you been covered in bees recently I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey

There must be something wrong with my eyes I can't take them off you

Are you from Tennessee Because you're the only Ten I See

You must be a campfire Because you're super hot and I want s'more

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the club What should we do with their money

Well, here I am What are your other two wishes for the genie

Remember me Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams

You must be made of cheese Because you're looking Gouda tonight

I'm glad I remembered to bring my library card Cause I am totally checking you out

If you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber

I'm no mathematician but I'm pretty good with numbers Tell you what give me yours and watch what I can do with it

Are you a time traveler Because I see you in my future

If you and I were socks we'd make a great pair

Do you work at Dick's Because you're sporting the goods

Are your parents bakers Because you're a cutie pie

Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living

Hey, my name's Microsoft Can I crash at your place

Kiss me if I'm wrong But dinosaurs still exist, right

You owe me a drink Because when I looked at you I dropped mine

Want a raisin No Well how about a date

You must be a high test score Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother

I may not be a photographer But I can totally picture us together

You must be a magician Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears

Was your dad a boxer Because you're a knockout

I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me

I want our love to be like the number Pi irrational and never-ending

Is your name Ariel Cause we Mermaid for each other

If you were words on a page you'd be the fine print

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you

You are the reason even Santa has a naughty list

Where have I seen you before Oh yeah I remember now you were in the dictionary next to the word GORGEOUS

Don't tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner Just smile for yes or do a backflip/somersault counterspin gymnastics combination for no

I wasn't always religious But I am now because you're the answer to all my prayers

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 'I' and 'U' together

You must be exhausted You've been running through my mind all night

I just want to be friends....with your insides

Youre so hot,my zipper is falling for you

They say that kissing is a language of love so would you mind starting a conversation with me

I'm on top of things Would you like to be one of them

Is your name winter Because you'll be coming soon

I'm not into watching sunsets but I'd love to see you go down

Are you an exam Because I have been studying you like crazy

Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy