ateez responding to texts

"did you know?"

me:

did you know?

tiny captain:
oh they finally told
you about how they
broke your phone?

me:
what?

tiny captain:
sooo they didn't tell you?

-∞-

me:
did you know?

baby dragon:
yeah, wooyoung just
texted me to bail him
out

me:
what?

baby dragon:
he fucking barked at
someone and it doesn't
end there, y/n

-∞-

me:
did you know?

golden retriever:
sorry, y/n i promise
we'll invite you next
time!

me:
what?

golden retriever:
...what? hehe

-∞-

me:
did you know?

hehetmon's father:
i didn't steal anything

me:
what?

hehetmon's father:
everything can be
borrowed when you're
confident enough

-∞-

me:
did you know?

dimpled demon:
we're just having a picnic
on a circle and saying
some latin words

me:
what?

dimpled demon:
i told u it wasn't a cult

-∞-

me:
did you know?

vocalist wannabe:
about your crush on
me? hell yeah

me:
what?

vocalist wannabe:
don't be shy🤭

-∞-

me:
did you know?

mini megaphone:
i'm his best friend, duh
yeo secretly choreographed
his sexy dance mission😌

me:
what?

mini megaphone:
...i lived a good life anyway

-∞-

me:
did you know?

highnote ninja:
hongjoong hyung having
a stan acc was pretty
obvious

me:
what?

highnote ninja:
oh well now you know:)