Heyoon: You know what? I want a divorce
San: We aren't even married
Heyoon: aND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
-----------------------------------------
Heyoon, joking: I should have San kill you for that
San, from another room: Who?
Heyoon: I was joking-
San, coming in with a knife in his hand: Are they bothering you?
-----------------------------------------
San: I lost Heyoon
Seonghwa: How did you LOSE Heyoon?!!?
San: To be fair, she's quite small
-----------------------------------------
Heyoon: I truly believe water solves all problems
Heyoon: Dehydrate? Drink some water. Want clear skin? Drink some water. Need to get rid of someone? Fucking drown them
San:
Heyoon: Am I wrong?
San: Only morally
-----------------------------------------
San, down on one knee: Will you marry me?
Heyoon, whispering to Wooyoung: Is he flirting with me?
-----------------------------------------
San: :D
Heyoon: You are too good for this world
San: :D
Heyoon: It's okay. I can be an asshole for both of us
-----------------------------------------
Heyoon: Fuck you, San
San: Fuck me yourself coward
-----------------------------------------
San to Heyoon: You deserve the best
San: That's me
-----------------------------------------
Heyoon: San you look terrible
San: So do you
Heyoon:
San: That was a lie. You always look beautiful

BINABASA MO ANG
« 𝕀𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 » | Aᴛᴇᴇᴢ 9ᴛʜ Mᴇᴍʙᴇʀ
Humor"sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏᴜʀ ᴛ ʀ ᴇ ᴀ s ᴜ ʀ ᴇ" COMPLETED AS OF MAY 18, 2023