𝒪𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒾𝓃𝓈 (𝐼𝓃𝒸𝑜𝓇𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉 𝒬𝓊𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑀𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓈)

MHO Incorrect Quotes

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(Kiyo telling Sapphire about L.O.V.E)

Kiyo: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people.

Sapphire: Okay-

Kiyo: Now throw that out the window.

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Kol: this is stupid.

Flex: Hey nothing we've done so far has been un-stupid and we're still alive, aren't we.

Kol: I can't argue with that but I feel like I should.

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Sapphire: So, you remember that you probably shouldn't fall in love with anyone, right?

Kiyo: Of course I do, there's no point in me ever liking someone-hell, I don't think I even have feelings-

Yuuto: Hi.

Kiyo:...

Kiyo: Ok, quick change of plans-

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Shino: A waiter could literally kill me and I'd still tip 20%.

Shino: Actually I'd tip more if they murdered me. That's great customer service.

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Shino: Uhm... why does Blake look so upset?

Kol: She took one of those "What quirk do you have?" Quizzes.

Shino: And what'd he get?

Flex, laughing: Ice powers.

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Ana: That's ridiculous. Kol doesn't have a crush on me.

Shino: Yes he does.

Flex: Yes he does.

Kol: Yes I do.

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"Your brain is more nonexistent than a head on cabbage after Clover finds it"

-David

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Momkey: Hey, it's your turn to wash the dishes.

Kol: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Momkey: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Shizu: I don't work well under pressure.

Shizu: ...Or any other circumstance.

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Sapphire: Nico, that toy is for ages 5 and up.

Nico: Yeah? I'm a part of the "up"

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David: I'm quick at math.

Mario: Okay, what's 38 times 76?

David:24.

Mario: That's not even close.

David: But it was quick.

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Blake: I wrote him a note telling him how I feel.

Shino: That's progress!