TW: Swearing
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Bri: Crushes are the worstAustin: yeah. Whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid
Bri: pfftt you're always acting stupid
Austin: yeahhh, don't think about that too hard
Bri:
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Rian: hail Satan!
Austin: rain Satan.
Devin: snow Satan
Micheal: ...
Rian: tomorrow there is a 98% chance of precipisatan.
Devin: it'll be foggy in the morning...
Austin: ...lots of condensatan!
Micheal: please just stop-
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Bri: I have feelings for you.
Austin: You do?
Bri: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying.
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Brandon: this is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everybody!
Lucas, voice cracking: everybody?
Brandon, sighing: Everyone except you.
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Mitch: I miss when people were just good and kind, before they got corrupted by the internet.
Mitch:And the Beatles.
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Mario: And if I get killed, what are you supposed to do?
Xylo: Avenge you!
Mario: what?! No!
Xylo: GO AFTER THEIR CHILDREN
Mario: N O-
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Imp: I'm small and bitter.
Imp: I'm am an espresso:
Micheal:
Micheal: uh
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Mitch: Good morning.
Marcus: Good morning!
Jackson: You all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning", spice it up a bit!
Colin: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS
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Brandon: I have no fears.
Lucas: What if you woke up one day and Imp was taller than you?
Brandon: I have one fear.
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Brandon: Lucas is that a hickey??
Lucas: no it's a mosquito bite
Jackson: [walks onto the wale] hey guys-
Brandon: [hits Jackson] I hate mosquitos.
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Bryan: I just realized I have a million dollars, I could buy a million melons.
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