Incorrect Quotes

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Slight swearing like maybe twice
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Bri-I can't believe we're stuck in this room together

Austin,swallowing the key-Truly unfortunate
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Jackson-HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Jackson-*Aggressively throws water bottles*

Marcus-Uhh

Mitch-He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us

Jackson-I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Colin-*crying* It's working
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Angel Micheal-*Holds door open for Lucas* After you

Lucas-No, After you

Angel Micheal-I insist, After you

Brandon-*Pushes past both of them* After me
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Austin-Say yes to drugs

Devin-Say no to drugs

Rian-It doesn't matter what you tell drugs

Rian-Because if your talking to drugs, your taking drugs
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Austin-Do you think I could fit 15 marshmellows in my mouth?

Bri-Your a hazard to society

Rian- And a coward, Do twenty
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Mario, talking about the truw alphas-Im not scared of you, none of us are!

Xylo-I kind of am

Mario-Xylo, Shut up!
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*Divines Magia texting*

David-First one to reply is gat!

Mario-*gay

Mario-wait
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Brandon-*sees people do something idiotic* Oh god what idiots

Brandon-*realizing it's David,Inmo and Mario* Oh no those are my idiots
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Bren-I was thinking more flat out stealing

Micheal-What no way

Bren-Why not? we already stole Colin

Micheal-No we didn't, Colin's his own person he can do whatever he wants to do

Colin-I wanna steal
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Sliver-*opening beer* guess i'll drink my problems away
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Bryan- I have flaws, What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.

Bryan-Occasionally, I'll burn someone alive. So sue me
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Mario-What's worse than a heartbreak?

Bryan-realizing dragons can't blow out there birthday candles

Mitch-...

Colin-Bro
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Mitch, late to a guild meeting-sorry im late

Micheal-What happened?

Mitch-Nothing I just really didn't want to come
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Ricarro-You are...flower.

Momiji-Explain?

Ricarro-Makes me happy
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Lychee-Hello people who don't live here

Davis-Hey

Lychee-I gave you the key for emergencies

Ricarro-We were not of chicken nuggies

Cal-And they just dragged me along
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Lychee to brandeen-I hate you with every inch of my body

Daveed-...

Daveed-That's not a lot of inches
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Set-IM GONNA KILL YOU

Cal-Oh okay, thats fine

Set-NO IM SERIOUS

Cal-I wanna die
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Xylo-Are you a cuddler

Magnus-I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC-yeah im a cuddler
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(sets kitchen on fire)

Davis-We need an adult!

Lychee-YOU ARE AN ADULT

Davis, looking horrified-oh no

Lychee-WE NEED AN ADULTIER, ADULT GET CAL
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Cal-Can I tell you a secret

Davis-I wouldn't recommed it no
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David-Im just saying, next time im gonna get you

Micheal-Im just saying I beat you twice

David-The first time was a tie

Micheal-And the second time?

David-There are no witnesses the second time
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David, walks up to brandon-*shows cute couple on the beach*

David-This could be us

David-But your always fucking sleeping
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Ritchie-Why do you make it so hard to flirt with you

Micheal-Because if I made it easy you wouldn't flirt anymore
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(Brandon and Micheal being left home)

Brandon-I made you this friendship bracelet for you

Micheal-Brandon, you know im not really that kind of person

Brandon, sad-Well you don't have to wear it

Micheal-No, Im gonna wear it forever, Back off!
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(Ritchie and David being left home)

David-I made Tea

Ritchie-I don't want Tea

David-I didn't make you Tea this is my Tea

Ritchie-Then why did you tell me?

David-It's a conversation starter

Ritchie-It's a horrible conversation starter

David-Oh is it, We're conversing.Checkmate.

That's all folks

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