Mr Egg: I just ended a 4 year relationship.
Ria: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Are you okay?
Mr Egg: Hm? Yeah I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship
*The Gentleman and Mr Cheese fighting across the room*
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Not Orange: Hah! 69, know what that means?
Captain: What?
The Gentleman: Your a child.
Veteran: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ???
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Player: Mr Egg! Open up!
Mr Egg: It all started when I was a kid..
Mr Cheese: He didn't mean that-
Mother: Shhhhhhh, let him talk
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Player: Don't worry! I have a plan
Veteran: Alright
Player: Traitor say what
Not-Orange: Excuse me?!?!
Player: What?
Not-Orange:
Veteran:
Player: No wait-
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Veteran: Is Mr Cheese dead or sleeping?
Player: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Mr Egg: Yeah same.
Mr Cheese: Okay first of all, frick you all-
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Not Orange: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Mr Egg: Wasn't Blue with you?
Blue: Same as Not-Orange
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Mr Egg: Veteran, my old arch enemy...
Mr Cheese: I thought I was your arch enemy
Mr Egg: I have a life outside of you, Mr Cheese
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Veteran: If me and Veteran were drowning, who would you save?
Player: You 2 can't swim?
Captain: It's a hypothetical question, but who would you save?
Player: My time and effort.
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The Gentleman: We need a distraction
Mr Cheese: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Happy, whispering: My time has come...
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Captain: holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought another snake, what do I name him?
Player: YOU DID WHAT-
Mr Egg: William Snakespear!
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Mr Egg: What time is it?
Ria: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Also Ria: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Player: WHO THE FRICK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Ria: It's 2am
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Mother: You have to apologise to Player.
Bro: Fine!
Still Bro: Unfrick you or whatever.
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The Gentleman: Want some leftovers?
Mr Cheese: What's that?
The Gentleman: You never had leftovers?
Mr Cheese: No since I'm not a quitter
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Player: How do I deal with my enemies?
Gf, most probably: Kill them!
Player: I was hoping for a more passive way?
Gf: Kill them only a little bit?
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Veteran: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase
Engineer: Isn't that a coma?
Veteran: Sounds cool.
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Mr Egg: God, give me patience.
Mr Cheese: I think you mean "give me strength"
Mr Egg: If god gave me strength, you'd be dead
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Goober: Change is inedible.
Mother: Don't you mean inevitable?
Goober, spitting out coins: No, no I did not.
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Duncan: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
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Mr Egg: People be like "I'm baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age, anyways, I'm People
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Veteran: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
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Goober: Goodnight moon
Also Goober: Goodnight trees
Still Goober: Goodnight ghosts that only I could see
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Player: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Mr Cheese: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response
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The Gentleman: Nothing in life is free.
Mr Egg: Love is free!
Captain: Adventure is free.
Mother: Knowledge is free.
Mr Cheese: Everything is free if you take stuff without paying.
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Mr Egg: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
