Idiotic Friends - celebrity groupchat

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King Kylie 🤑: new year new decade new me but still on the same bullshit
Sel 💃: what?
Kenny 🌻: don't mind her she's just drunk
King Kylie 🤑: drunk on love
Sel 💃: I've been drinkin', I've been drinkin'
King Kylie 🤑: aye, that's some queen shit, you dropped your crown
Nialler ⛳: I get filthy when that liquor get into me
Hails 💍 :I've been thinkin', I've been thinkin'
Hazza bear 💅: Niall what happened to the church boy?
Lauren 💋: Why can't I keep my fingers off it?
JuJu 🎶: yeah I don't know the next line
King Kylie 🤑: how tf u dint know the nrxt ljne
Sel 💃: she means how the fuck you don't know the next line
King Kylie 🤑: we shikd kixk gim out
Ari ☕: all in favour say aye
Zaynie 🥺: aye
Sel 💃: aye
King Kylie 🤑: eye
Kenny 🌻: that's my stupid sister but aye
King Kylie 🤑: in tour sidter not dustin
King Kylie 🤑: Dustin
King Kylie 🤑: Dustin
Hails 💍: you mean Justin
King Kylie 🤑: yeah
Nialler ⛳: aye
Gigi 🥂: Kenny can you come to where I am
Kenny 🌻: yeah sure I'll be there
Gigi 🥂: thanks
Ari ☕: that's six including me, so where's everyone else?
Sel 💃: not on their phones and partying
Ari ☕: good idea let's celebrate this year happy new year everyone
Tay 🐾: even though it's Jan 18
Ari ☕: that was the earliest everyone could get together

Private chat between between Kendall, Gigi and Bella

Gigi: I think I might be pregnant
Kendall: who's the father? Or baby daddy
Bella: guess
Kendall: dunno? It could be anyone?
Bella: they were a member of one direction?
Kendall: Niall? Didn't think he was your type
Bella: no, guess again
Kendall: Harry? That means me, Taylor and you have been with him
Bella: no, Zayn
Kendall: but isn't he with Lauren
Bella: so ..
Kendall: oh my god, I finally understand
Gigi: if the both of you are done can you help me and turn over the fucking test and tell me the result it would be helpful
Bella: alright well the first one is negative
Kenny: the second one is positive
Bella: it could be a false positive
Gigi: well the third one is positive but I'm gonna get it checked to be certain even though I have a feeling I am
Bella: Kenny you can't tell anyone
Gigi: let's take her phone off her for certain

Gigi 🥂: me, Bella and Kenny are going home because Kendall has drunk a lot and you know how she is
JuJu 🎶: who's the driver?
Tay 🐾: probably Gigi because she hasn't touched a glass since she came
Gigi 🥂: didn't feel like being hungover tomorrow but the rest of you have fun