Announcer
"Congratulations!!!
You've just won a grand prize of-"
A/n
"Fuck off"
Announcer
"Asshole!"
A/n
"What? No I'm talking to them!"
Announcer
"Who?"
A/n
"THEM!!!" 'pointing at readers'
Announcer
"There's no one there you crazy pysco!"
A/n
"YOU WHERE LITERALLY JUST TALKING TO THEM!!!"
Announcer
"DONT YELL AT ME!!"
A/n
"FUCK YOU!"
Announcer
"FUCK YOU TOO!"
A/n
"IM THE FUCKING AUTHOR BITCH, ILL DELETE YOU!!!"
Announcer
"YOU HAVENT EVEN MADE A BOOK YET!!!"
A/n
"HOW BOUT NOW BITCH"
