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A/n
"SAY IT AGAIN!!"

announcer
"..."

A/n
"That's right bitch*

Announcer
'sighs'

A/n
"What?"

Announcer
"Read the first two letters of my name"

A/n
"?... !!! SHIT!!!

Announcer
"I AM YOU"

A/n
"HOLY SHIT!!"

(Announcer = a/n 2.0)

A/n 2.0
"AHAHAHAHA!!"

A/n
"NO LOOK, THAT PRIEST IS TAKING A SHIT!!"

A/n 2.0
"What?"

A/n
"LOOK!!!!!!"

A/n 2.0
"What eve-... What the fuck? OI CUNT, GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!!!"

A/n
"Lol"

A/n 2.0
"That's your lawn too dumb ass"

A/n
"... Fuck... Wanna beat him up together?

A/n 2.0
"That's one thing we can agree on"

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