beating up a priest

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A/n
"Quick, get the cunt!!!"

'the priest then turns in an attempt to run,  but forgots he's got his pants down and falls face first in his own shit

A/n
"Fucker"

Priest
"Priest is happy"

A/n
"What"

A/n 2.0
"The"

A/n
"Fuck? Yoo, did we just-"

A/n 2.0
"Finish each other's-"

A/n
"Cocaine?"

A/n 2.0
"........"

Priest
"Cocaine, priest wants"

A/n
"Fuck you"

Priest
"Priest cocaine wants"

A/n 2.0
"Poor guy"

Priest
"Priest NEEDS COCAINE!!!!"

A/N
'cocks gun'

A/N 2.0
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

A/N
"Aren't we going to beat him up"

A/n 2.0
"That's not beating someone up!"

A/n
"You sure?"

A/n 2.0
"Plus look at him, he needs treatment!"

A/n
'looks at gun'
"I mean... It's TECHNICALLY treatment"

A/n 2.0
"Were calling the police like we should have done before"

A/n
"You were ok with it before why now?"

A/n 2.0
"Cause now I know what he's going through!!!"

'bang'

A/n 2.0
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"

A/n
"Correction *holy fuck"

A/n 2.0
"YOU SICK FUCK"

A/n
"You mean *we sick fucks"

A/n 2.0
"ITS WERE SUCK FUCKS!!!!"

A/n
"So you agree?"

A/n 2.0
"I can't deal with you anymore"

'A/n 2.0 has left the book'

A/n
"CUNT!!!!!...... now what?

Priest
"Fi-"

A/n
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!! HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!!!"

Priest
"We worship God... Did you really think we can die or be intoxicated by drugs and alcohol"

A/n
"A/N 2.0 HELP!!!!! IM SCARED!!!!"





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