"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH." I say as I see my ex about to be vored. "WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!?!!?!1!!1! HOW COULD YOU" I say. But wait a moment... This isn't my house. Where am I? I'm naked and I burst into a random house and see my ex being vored. Then I just remember that I smoked all of my crack cocaine when I came back from my trip to Zimbabwe. I suddenly pass out.
