A/N- Please enjoy while I finish up chapter 1 (procrastination sucks)
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Tommy: I can't stand you
Dream: Then kneel
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Bad: Don't let anyone else ruin your day!
Dream: yeah! You gotta take matters into your own hands! RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!
Bad: NO!
Dream:
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Dream : Okay if you're going to go and meet people, you're going to need some pick up lines
Techno: Uhm sure.
Dream: let's practice, hit me with the best you've got
Techno: Uhhhh.....You're Pretty..?
Dream: I know now come on pick up
Lines.
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Philza: It's beautiful out here
Techno: and quiet.
Philza : Too quiet
Techno: Did we lose tommy?
*Cuts to Tommy with a bear in a headlock*
Tommy: I will become the biggest man in this server
Dream: Go Tommy! Go!
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Philza: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Wilbur: 'Nicest Smile'
Niki: Nicest Personality
Dream: Most likely to start a bar fight
Techno: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win
Tommy: Most likely to get kicked out of a Mall for 5 years
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A/N- the rest are going to be techno,Wilbur,dream, and philza
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Dream: I truly believe water can solve all your problems
Techno: Weight loss? Drink water
Philza: Clear skin? Drink water
Wilbur: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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Wilbur,singing to the tune I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and Iiked it-
Philza: Should we take him to the exorcist?
Dream also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick
Techno: Call the exorcist.
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Wilbur: I have the sharpest memory here- name one thing I forgot something!
Philza: you left me,techno, and dream in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Wilbur: I did that on purpose try again
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(Sbi family +tubbo and dream)
Philza: dream since your name was pulled from the hat, techno will read you Christmas letter outloud
Dream gives techno the letter: Oh no
Techno: "Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
*looks up at dream*
And it was worth it you fat, judgmental bastard."
-Dream
*Tommy,Tubbo, and wilbur losing their shit laughing*
Dream: In my defense I didn't think that anyone would read it outloud nor would you pick mine.
Philza: I probably should've went with Tubbos
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Murderer: Any Last words?
Dream: Do you think I look cute? Be honest
Murderer: ....yeah
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Techno: I'm allergic to death
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Tommy on Monday: *Glues a dime to the sidewalk* heh he heh
Tommy on Wednesday: Ooh hey! A dime
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Dream: If I see a big, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Dream: if no one fulfills my wishes I simply explode the place or never go back there it depends on my mood.
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I hope you enjoyed reading this!
I was trying to make sure the Incorrect quotes were somewhat original.
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