It was a normal day on the meteor. Terezi stealing my cape. Gamzee no where to be found. Eh, today was alright.
"DAVE! DAVE STRIDER! WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MOVIES AT?!" I am greeted by the short troll with yelling.
"Karks how would I know?" He puts his hand over his heart and over dramatically continues,
"OH, OH MY, DAVE STRIDER JUST SO *HAPPENS* TO BE OFFENDED THAT *I* AM ACCUSING HIM OF YET ANOTHER PRANK THAT HAS BEEN PULLED ON ME. BIG FUCKING SHOCKER!"
"Karkles man calm down. I didn't steal your movies. Who would want to anyway? They're just a bunch of shitty romcoms." His expression lightens then hardens again.
"SHITTY? SHITTY?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. MY ROMCOMS ARE THE BEST DAMN THING THAT IS ON THIS SHIT ASS BULGE MUNCHING METEOR. SO FUCK YOU. *ANYWAYS* HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT LYING."
"Cause I'm your bro." I hold up a fist and he reluctantly does the same, sighing all the while.
"YEAH OKAY." His eyes look around until they reach my shades, I'm locked eyes with him but he wouldn't know that.
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So yeah this was a really short first part. I want to keep updating but who knows. Peace.
