Teacher: Hello Elijah Johnson
EJ: I prefer EJ *smiles*
Teacher: ...Hello EJ
EJ: Hi
Teacher: Hi im your teacher or whatever you wanna call me. My name is La'shanna'sena
EJ: Why would your parents name you that? They dumb as fuck
Teacher: 😒 Just drive
EJ:*starts the car up & screams*
Teacher: What's wrong?
EJ: I started the car up & it made a scary sound
Teacher: Man up & drive
EJ: Okay damn *drives*
Teacher: *scared*
EJ: *turns wildly* La la la la la la la la Elmo's world
Teacher: *screams*
EJ: *spins in circles* Wheee
Teacher: *screams*
EJ: *runs into an old lady* Grandma?
Teacher: OH SHIT
EJ: Im an amazing driver *runs over Desiree
Desiree: MY WEAVE
Teacher: *cries*
EJ: *turns wildly & stops* Did I do good?
Teacher: No what is wrong with you?
EJ: Nothing really
Teacher: *calls 911*
5 MINUTES LATER
Teacher: How did the car catch on fire?
EJ: Damn I dont know
Cops: Elijah Johnson you're under arrest
EJ: Woah what the fuck *pushes one cop into the burning car*
Cop: Help im burning
EJ: Bitch fuck you
