January 21, 2015
Newsreporter: Hello this is Tomas Gayfishernet and today I am here with...
???: Desiree
Newsreporter: And?
???: Savv *Flips weave*
Newsreporter: Mhm and we are going to see this dumb shit called Baby Wars and (gco)
Desiree: *Snatches mic* Yeah and we gon see who is da betta cutiest baby *Drops Royal on the floor*
Savv: *Drops her son I mean daughter who is clearly struggling with no hair* Shit...
Newsreporter: *Evil eyes Desiree* Ugh ok let the baby wars begin
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Prince: Ok ugly bitches welcome to the... Wait am I getting paid?
Desiree: Yes
Prince: Good now where the fuck was I? Oh yeah Welcome to the Baby Wars bastards the first event issss...
*waits* GOD DAMNIT RAY SAY YOUR DAMN LINE
Ray: But this dress is itchy ):
Prince: Don't make me beat your ass
Ray: *Talking fast as fuck* Thefirsteventisaswordfight
Savv: What?
Ray: Bitch you heard me -___-
Savv: I actually didn't
Prince: Bitch clean your ears I can see ear wax coming out that's probably why your thot ass can't hear
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Royal: So what the fuck do I do with this shiny thing?
Prince: Basically all you gotta do is swing that shit crazily until that monkey, I mean baby, falls then you beat the shit outta her.
Royal: Ohhh ight
Desiree: BABY YOU'RE ON TV SAY HEY TO YO DADDY
Royal: *Sticks up middle finger*
Roc at home: *Fucking all of Charm* What da fuk
Savv: Okay baby make sure you try your best okay? *Devil voice* Or I will kill yo ass
Baby that is struggling with no hair but someone said she is Prod's baby: Ok mama *Walks to Royal swinging her sword:
Royal: *Swing the sword at her*
Baby that is struggling with no hair but someone said she is Prod's baby: *Falls* FUCK
Royal: *Beats the shit outta her*
Desiree: YAS BABY BEAT HA ASS
Savv: *Sobs* Nooooooo my beautiful baby
Prince: Yo baby ugly as fuck
Ray: True
Prod: Y'all right
Prince: Where the fuck did you come from?
Prod: ...From under your car...
