Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Me
Is that ass a pothole because I'm tryna fill it with SEMENtIce Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
You are gross
A fucking criminalMe
Criminally underrated by youIce Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Sometimes I ask myself..
Why do I never block youMe
You did one time
In middle school because we kissedIce Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Why do you remember that...Me
I'LL NEVER FORGET THE DAY WE TOUCHED LIPS
We were each other's first kiss
🙂Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Yes, yes we were.. sadlyMe
Sadly I wasn't your first time
BUT I can be your lastIce Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Oh guess whatMe
What?Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
I have a date tonightMe
Why must you hurt me this way 😢Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
We're not dating...Me
You're right
We're marriedIce Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
...Me
What will our son say when he finds out his Papa stepped out on himIce Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
PAPA???Me
I prefer to be called daddyIce Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Goodbye.. I have a date to get ready forMe
Alright
Have fun
If you need me.. call me
I'LL BEAT A BITCH ASSIce Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Will do Hobi
Thank you
SeenHoseok put his phone away and continued walking with Mickey, the two were at the park enjoying the wonderful weather. As they walked Hoseok thought about Yoongi's date, he was caught in a mix of emotions. On one hand, he wanted it to go well but on the other hand, he didn't want it to go too well. As he contemplated things he was pulled out of his thoughts when he heard his name being called.
He turned to see Namjoon and his dog Rapmon making their way towards them. Mickey immediately ran to Monnie and the two played while Namjoon and Hoseok talked.
"How are things?" Namjoon asked.
"They're cool I guess... same ol same ol." The older shrugged.
"Any luck with Yoongi?" He asked, looking down at Mickey and Monnie.
"Nope, but I'll confess to him one of these days." Hoseok said.
"About damn time, you've been in love with him since high school."
Namjoon laughed.
"Oh shut up you homo." The older hissed playfully.
"You're gay too....?" Namjoon said a little confused.
"THAT'S WHAT I TELL YOONGI." Hoseok said.
"You two have issues." The younger laughed, shaking his head.
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Lmaooo how are yall- Tyler's Sunflower
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FanfictionIn which Hoseok sends cheesy puns to his best friend Yoongi daily, hoping that one day he'll let him hit.