My Sunshine Idiot 🙄🧡☀️
Me
Hey HobiMy Sunshine Idiot 🙄🧡☀️
Yes beautifulMe
Ah shit.. here we go againMy Sunshine Idiot 🙄🧡☀️
You're literally gay too
Gayer than me bc you bottomMe
How does that logic even make sens-
Anyways.. do you want to go to the carnival tonight?My Sunshine Idiot 🙄🧡☀️
The one that just got here a few days ago?Me
What other one could I possibly be talking about dumbassMy Sunshine Idiot 🙄🧡☀️
No need to be so mean kitten, I was just making sureMe
What I tell you about calling me thatMy Sunshine Idiot 🙄🧡☀️
Bby you know you love it
Imagine me whispering it into your ear as I thrust into you
Listening to your cute little moansMe
Jung.. Hoseok.. Seek.. Help...My Sunshine Idiot 🙄🧡☀️
IM
HORNY
RIGHT
NOW
Its not my fault you texted me at the wrong timeMe
Aaaand what am I supposed to do with that informationMy Sunshine Idiot 🙄🧡☀️
Make it go awayMe
No but you know what I can make go away?
Myself
Carnival invite canceledMy Sunshine Idiot 🙄🧡☀️
NOOOOOOOMe
Ill just go ask Taehyung
Or Jeongguk
Or Namjoon
Or better yet.. The cute guy I met at the store todayMy Sunshine Idiot 🙄🧡☀️
NO.
I'll go
When do you want me to pick you up?Me
At like 7My Sunshine Idiot 🙄🧡☀️
See you thenMe
Yeah yeah yeah... go take care of your issues and leave me aloneMy Sunshine Idiot 🙄🧡☀️
Keep talking, I'm almost there *grunts*Me
Your homosexuality scares me sometimesMy Sunshine Idiot 🙄🧡☀️
But??? You're?? Gay ???Me
But you're gayer than me because you topMy Sunshine Idiot 🙄🧡☀️
ToucheMe
Lmaooo
Seen7 had hit and Hoseok was currently sitting on Yoongi's bed waiting for him to get out of the bathroom, waiting for him to come out. Apparently, he was so tired earlier that he'd forgotten to start his dryer before he took a nap so his clothes weren't completely dry so he had to start the dryer up and the time cut pretty close to his pick up time.
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionIn which Hoseok sends cheesy puns to his best friend Yoongi daily, hoping that one day he'll let him hit.