me: IM ALMOST DONE WITH THIS PROJECT AN-
computer: *software not responding*
computer: *software crashed unexpectedly*
computer: *restoring version saved 3hrs back*
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teacher: bob has 100% attendance. You know what that means
me: it means bob came to school when he was sick.
everywhere: *PANIC*
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me: what do you want for dinner?
sibling: it's your turn?
me: yea-
sibling: cereal
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sibling: *balances two cups of coffee on a tray table*
me: want help?
sibling: sure
me: *slaps the tray, sending both cups flying away*
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how to send a file by email
1) write the email and send
2) remember you didn't attach the file
3) send another email with only the attached file
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And here I thought home quarantine is Netflix and chill
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me: I had a terrible dream
that one annoying person: what?
me: in that you had messed up the whole house and dyed my hair in my sleep.
that one annoying person: don't worry, it's not a dream
me: ???
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when you're trying to sleep and-
me: why should I wonder about how firetrucks are actually watertrucks?
my brain: just do it
me: but why?
my brain: you gotta
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A guide to sanity
HumorHow do I achieve sanity? you must have questioned yourself about this at least a gazillion times. 49 stupid situations you definitely mustn't find yourself in, is a collection a awkward and embarrassing moments which happen to you no matter how har...
