one fine moment ruined by my sibling-
my sibling: tweet me
me:
me:
me:
me: was I just insulted?
mom: don't know
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tips to avoid forgetting your friends/relatives/ random people who call you's birthdays
1) monitor their social media feed constantly.
2) still forgot? suffer in the awkwardness of forgetting their birthday.
3) THERE IS NO CURE
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When you 're surprised why everyone is staring at you and then KABOOM! you realise you're still in your pj's
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sometimes, you just have the urge to go and casually hug your sibling-
me: *hugs my sibling*
my sibling:
my sibling: wut *kick me away*
my sibling: who are you and what have you done with my dearest sister?
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at the salon
me: *whispers* no just no
me: please don't
me: no
me: please
me: just no
the salon lady: sooo, how was your day?
me: dammit
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my brain: im worried about our financial situation
my heart: let's go buy some REALLY COOL STUFF to take our mind off the stress!
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A guide to sanity
HumorHow do I achieve sanity? you must have questioned yourself about this at least a gazillion times. 49 stupid situations you definitely mustn't find yourself in, is a collection a awkward and embarrassing moments which happen to you no matter how har...
