Reborn As A Kitsune Monster

I'm A Headcase, So What?!

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There isn't much to exsplain here. Let me know about grammer/spelling errors. Enjoy.

" Word"= Dialogue
<Word>= Thoughts
[Word]= System
<"Words">= The Voices
*Word* Onamonapia
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" AHHHHHHHH!!!" I screamed as I ran through the forest. " Thanks alot duke nukeum, we p*ssed off a bear and are about to die!"

<" Oh go **** yourself and grow a pair! Attack the bear!">

<" Reminds me of that time with the shark, yarr.">

<" Reminds me of Bessy.">

" Shut it! You're bringing up traumatic memories!" I screamed as the angery lump of fur chases us.

<" Allow me to take control, I will take evasive maneuvers!">

" Not a chance four eyes! Last time I did that we died gruesomely!" I shouted as a heard the angered growls. " But do me a favor and slap our action hero wannabe!"

<*Slap!*>

" Thank you," I panted as I began to run out of breath.

Suddenly the bear stopped chasing me, looking at me with a angered look.

" Haha! Yes I get to live!" I cheered.

<" Finaly! Let's set sail!">

" Oh........p*ss," I cursed I fell into the rapids below me.

*Splash!*

I blacked out and next thing I knew I was on a riverbank.

" Status," I groaned.

[ Name: Unnamed

HP: 3/10

MP: 5

Attk: 2

Def: 10

SPD: 12

Skills: (System- A Rank) ]

<I wonder where is that gift that Lycan and Medera talked about. System, can you tell me what I am?>

[You are the unique monster Drawokisli. You are a chimera of a Dragon, Dire Wolf, Kistune and Slime Monster. Abilities and History are unclear and have yet to be defined.]

<Ya know, you're my favorite voice in my head. Of course four eyes is second best. Forest Gump, Duke nukeum and generic pirate can suck it.>

<" TELL THAT TO MY FACE YOU ***HOLE!">

<" YARR!">

<" Now, ya didn't need to say any of that did ya?">

<Be quite, I'm getting hangery now.>

I got up and looked around for something to eat. A patch of red catches my eyes. I walked up to the wild berry bush, it smells so sweet.

<Appraisal>

[Yum-Yum Berry: Yum-Yum berries are known to be very appetizing. This is to convince animals to eat them and carry their seeds to far off places.]

<No poison, what about the seeds?>

[The seeds are not poisonous, but contain a trace amount of hallucinogens.]

<Got it, over doing it will lead to a trip. Reminds me of that LSD fish I ate once. I wish I can go back in time and slap myself, wouldn't have Pirate Mcgee today.>